The Mad Mahmoud Lebanon trip news roundup—with snark!

Um, two miles from the border is NOT a stone’s throw away: Looks like Mad Mahmoud won’t be hitting Israel with a stone anytime soon—not unless he can throw one two miles. So it’s all media hype. Figures. Bet he throws like a girl, too.

Awesome! Israelis are Masters of Juvenile Scorn, too: For every stone Mad Mahmoud throws, Israelis will build another home. Say, wasn’t that in a Frank Capra movie or something? The only way that could be more in-his-face is to make sure they’re in “settlements” like Ma’ale Adumim.

Lebanon is a school for “peaceful struggle”? Think the people who keep lying about “jihad” meaning “inner struggle” and not “holy war” are going to tell us that Mad Mahmoud means Lebanon is a school for inner struggle? Let’s go to the quote.

“Lebanon is the an example and school for unwavering resistance to the world’s tyrants and a university for Jihad.

I’m struggling mightily with that “inner struggle” definition, but nope. I don’t think it’s a university for inner struggle that he means. What? CAIR is lying? No!

Of course he feels like home, he bought and paid for it years ago: Mad Mahmoud says he feels “right at home” in Lebanon. See title.

The State Dept.’s keen grasp of the obvious: Seriously? Seriously?

“[We] have strong suspicions about the motives of Iran and its – you know, the groups that it supports who do not have Lebanon’s long-term interest at heart.”

Thank you, Captain Obvious. In other State Department news, they’re pretty sure North Korea is a dictatorship.

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One Response to The Mad Mahmoud Lebanon trip news roundup—with snark!

  1. Pablo Schwartz says:

    “What? CAIR is lying? No!”

    no doubt, CAIR represents the advance guard of *something*. i would place them, rather, on the Saudi end of Mideast subversive activities , that is, their “suggesting” the toppling of a .. secular dictatorship [see Syria’s ban on burkas and niqabs] led by a minority Twelver in favor of a regime open to .. Wahhabist “petro-Islam” influences — Syria as a McDonalds-style franchise, basically. in short, six of one, a half dozen of the other.

    a clash i’m sort of looking forward to will come when Iran’s nuclear ambitions are neutralized. the Saudis are calling for this with far more insistence than either the Americans or the Israelis. what they don’t understand, though, is *they are next*. the Saudis think that their well-documented American investments will insulate them from the naked fact that .. the American people are generally well-disposed twards the state of Israel, whereas they couldn’t care less about the Medieval Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

    also: i should put in a word for Upcoming Richmond Events :
    This Saturday! SOULPOWER dance party at Balliceaux, 203 N. Lombardy.
    .. basically a “Northern Soul” night featuring the spinning of RARE 45’s (soul, funk, all the *good* things). w/ Milwaukee’s own DJ Dave Monroe.

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