Are they different from your weekly briefs? Not really.
So, what’s the pool on when Israel’s going to bomb it? The Russians are loading nuclear fuel rods into the Bushehr reactor. Oh, no way anything can go wrong with that, even if the Russians are promising that they’re going to get the spent fuel and take it back to Russia. Sure. Because, like, there’s no such thing as the Russian black market, pr greed, and Russia is such a big supporter of Israel.
OMG! I agree with the Dorktator! Just kidding. Just that the Israel/Palestinian peace talks will be useless, not because the U.S. won’t pressure Israel into giving in to all the Palestinian demands. We are, after all, talking about the same area that still says Israel is occupying Lebanon even after the U.N. certified that it is not. (Although, of course, now the U.N. is saying that maybe they were too hasty in certifying the Israeli withdrawal.) There will be no peace until the Arabs finally accept Israel as a Jewish state in the midst of a sea of Muslims. Fat chance of that happening. Oh, wait—it’ll happen when the Messiah comes. See? There’s hope!
Peaceful president on any attack on Bushehr: We’ll kill you all over the world. Yep. That Iran, it’s such a peaceful country. Mad Mahmoud says he’ll unleash global attacks on any nation that dares attack Iran. Those Hezbollah sleeper cells? They’re smiling in their sleep these days, waiting for the order.