Fool Flotilla delayed

Oh noes! The Flotilla of Fools can’t arrive on schedule. They’ll have to deal with the dreaded Saturday news dearth!

The flotilla sailing to Gaza has postponed its arrival in the Strip to Saturday. The ships taking part in the sail were scheduled to gather at a meeting point and head towards the Strip on Friday evening.

Greta Berlin of the Free Gaza Movement told Ynet that the arrival of the vessels to the meeting point has been delayed by several hours due to a technical problem in one of the ships.

I, for one, will be waiting breathlessly by CNN for video footage of the atrocities that will doubtless occur: Cynthia McKinney manhandled by the IDF, people thrown overboard by the fascist soldiers, forced to wait in air-conditioned tents while they’re being processed for illegal entry into Israel—wow, can’t wait!

Actually, I’ll be setting up the house for an invasion of my nephews and niece, who will be spending the night here. They’ll be far more interesting than the Free Gaza morons, doubtlessly smarter, and decidedly more fun.

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2 Responses to Fool Flotilla delayed

  1. Karmafish says:

    Didn’t they try to bring in crayons last time so that they could scream to the world that the evil Israelis are withholding crayons from Gazan children?

    I wonder what it will be this time? I’m thinking Teddy Bears.

    “Look! The vicious Zionists are keeping Teddy Bears from children!”

    And like that.

    http://karmafishies.blogspot.com/

  2. david foster says:

    This week is the 69th anniversary of the sinking of the German warship Bismarck. Might be a good time for a reenactment?

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