Inspired by this report on how Nancy Pelosi simply doesn’t care what the little people think.
I’m speaker of the house, you know
As such I have my highs and lows
The polls say people don’t like me
That won’t affect my life, you see:People hate me, but I don’t care
People hate me, but I don’t care
People hate me, but I don’t care
I’m speaker of the houseOh yes, I am the number one
In Congress I get big things done
Last year we passed the TARP bill true
And now we’re pushing healthcare throughPeople hate me, but I don’t care
People hate me, but I don’t care
People hate me, but I don’t care
I’m speaker of the houseSo if you want to hate my guts
Go right ahead, you’re not all nuts
But ask me if I give a damn
’bout opining Americans
*Sung to the tune of “Jimmy Crack Corn”
*snort* Wonder how much she’ll care when she’s voted out!
Try this one:
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of
a huge crowd.
Madame Speaker and The Pope, however, have seen it all
before.
To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to
the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my
hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?”
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave
elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the
crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of
arrogance, considers what he could do…
“That was impressive,” the Pope says, “But did you know that
with just one little wave of MY hand I can make many people
in the crowd, and many around the world, go crazy with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your
subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice.”
The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. “One little
wave of your hand and so many people will rejoice forever?
Show me.”
So the Pope slapped her.