Every so often, I get an absolutely hilarious spam mail title.
The following is the latest:
Tired of your little friend staring at the floor?
Got any funny spam email titles to share with us?
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
(Ignore prior post, if extant.)
Spamusement.net has a bunch of these, illustrated with poorly drawn cartoons. I’ve been known
to illustrate a few, myself.
I had a spambot at my poetry site post something regarding the size of her husband.
All I can say is Mr. Jeremy must be glad he isn’t married to her.
Then there’s the one with the guy wanting to sell his bridal dresses.