Wily Jews cause international internet failure

Those wily Jews. The internet outages that you read about yesterday? Check out exactly which countries were hit, and which were not.

High-technology services across large tracts of Asia, the Middle East and North Africa were crippled Thursday following a widespread Internet failure which brought many businesses to a standstill and left others struggling to cope.

Industry experts are blaming damage to two undersea cables but it is not known what caused the damage.

Reports say that Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Bahrain, Pakistan and India, are all experiencing severe problems.

Nations that have been spared the chaos include Israel — whose traffic uses a different route — and Lebanon and Iraq. Many Middle East governments have backup satellite systems in case of cable failure.

Yep. The Zionist conspiracy is working. Iraq, of course, has its internet connection because the U.S. Armed Forces need it. Lebanon is intact because the Mossad agents prepping for the next war need connectivity.

Lebanon’s prime minister said on Thursday that an Israeli report on the war against Hizbullah guerrillas in 2006 set the scene for a possible future conflict and failed to address “Israel’s crimes against Lebanon”.

A tip of the hat to Mac Thomason for the heads-up on the Zionist Conspiracy News.

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4 Responses to Wily Jews cause international internet failure

  1. Sabba Hillel says:

    Actually, this is an advantage of the Arab boycott of Israel. They refuse to allow Israel to use the same connections as they do. Perhaps they are afraid that the “Jew cooties” will infect their internet traffic. Thus, they do not have the protection provided by the Divrei Torah that are flowing to and from Israel but are subject to the problems caused by the pornography (which includes the Jihad traffic) which uses their network.

  2. The terrorists probably blew up their own internet connections in order to teach their not-fanatical-enough governments a lesson.

  3. Eric J says:

    India needs to contract with Israel to build some additional Internet connections, fast!

  4. BASAM says:

    TERRORIST INTERNET ISLAMIC CABLES CAN DESTROY THEMSELF IN A SUICIDE ATTACK .

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