Finally figured out a good one.
Keep an eye out for Tig on I Can Has Cheezburger, and go vote for him if he shows up.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Tig is cute, but honestly that big gaping maw kind of wigs me out. Living with carnivorous predators in one’s house is stressful enough. They look at you and you just know they’re thinking “If size were reversed, you’d look pretty tasty”.
Yes, but John, the size isn’t reversed, and nobody’s been able to breed housecats to the size they’ve been able to breed dogs.
Which is a good thing. If we had domestic cats the size of Great Danes, well, let me just say that I’d never own one.
I don’t like my friend’s Dane. It’s too big. There’s no need to have a pet that big.
Tig is about as big as I want my cats to be.