This is wrong on so many levels.
No WAY can Conan take on the Hulk.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
And Xena could wipe the floor with either one of them, especially if she gets to use her chakram.
Yes, it is wrong, but it isn’t nearly as wrong as having Wolverine beat Lobo. I tell you, that fight was rigged!
Conan’s greatest contribution to the discussion:
“You can read markings on page? You are a foul wizard and must feel my Cimmerian steel.”
Sheesh. No wonder E-man did so well…