They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!
If you’re a Tolkien geek, it’s funny.
If you’re not a Tolkien geek, well, don’t click on the link. And if you do, don’t whine to me afterwards that it isn’t funny.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
What did you say?
Oh dear lord, next it’s going to be Nazgul in the Rockettes kick line…
Well here’s the problem. Every time I watch that movie from now on, I’m going to crack up when I hear that line. Those lines.
Dammit!