Saddam is hanging
He did some very bad things
Hussein, meet Hangman.
The clock is ticking
Today is Saddam’s death day
There won’t be presents
Join in, folks!
Update:
Saddam is dead now
It’s Tuna for Terrorists!
The cats are happy
Update 2:
Good point on TV
Remember Saddam’s victims
They rest easy now
Update 3: Geez, do so many of you have to be so gross?
Update 4:
Going to bed now
Comment moderation back
When Lair goes to bed
Translation: I turned off comment moderation for this post, and Lair Simon will turn it back on for me before he signs off.
I’ll approve all your haikus tomorrow morning.
Update 5:
Saddam is dead
palestinians mourn him
They are terrorists
Fox News has pictures
Saddam alive; Saddam dead
The picture is strange
Saddam is dead now
This will not stop violence
Never said it would
Suicide bombers
Are usually virgins
Hump away, Saddam
Once you are strangled
We’ll swing you around the pole
Tetherball is fun!
Hosni Mubarak
Is also a dictator.
So, when does he die?
When you get to hell,
Bow when you see Arafat.
(Yasser likes it anal)
Didn’t get Hitler,
that bastard Stalin ran down,
but got you, sucker
Saddam is hanging
the Virgins were a mistake
Hope he likes raisins.
You guys are funny
Your haikus making me laugh
Keep it up, people
Halabja Butcher
Crapping himself from a rope
Does his shit stink too?
I sit and ponder
why link from “Rott” redirects
to “feminism.”
The twitching has stopped
A figure swings in the breeze
Let’s go for ice cream!
Udai and Qusai
Are now joined by their father
It’s about damn time
Die die die die die
Die Saddam die Saddam die
Die die die die die
Perpetual Student:
It was an old fight
Misha must have made me mad
The file is fixed now
(I forgot all about it)
Nicky, I think that’s cheating.
Funny, but cheating.
Saddam is worm food
Perhaps his supporters will
At last find a clue
I was never good
At writing weird poetry
But Saddam’s dead now
Swaying in the breeze
Twitching ever so slightly
Justice has been served.
Outrageous Meryl!
(I probably deserved it)
But the link’s still broke
Saddam is dead now
Was he afraid at the last?
He was no hero
Love your haiku BigEZ.Can I get coffee with that ice cream?
The kids of Baghdad
Now have a fine piñata
But has it been stuffed?
No dripping acid,
No tree shredder tears your feet,
A death too humane.
Swing, swing on a rope!
Much too merciful a death.
So ends the tyrant.
Another Haman
Takes his overdue exit.
The Jews are still here.
And a second one, courtesy of a shy friend.
If donkeys had won
Saddam would still be killing
All the folks he wished
He killed boys and girls,
A special place waits for him,
Hotter than Baghdad.
Hey Saddam
The next spider hole
is a one way sumbitch
Saddam ended tall
But I hear that that happens
When you’re neck is stretched
Power bought with blood;
Other peoples’ blood that is.
Who bleeds now, Saddam?
Qusay and Uday
Died begging for their father.
Here’s Daddy, assholes!
Three assholes hanging
Their crimes too many to count
But Chirac goes free.
When your eyes open
May your first sight in Hell be
Camel whores, no lube
Justice, not revenge,
Saddam now takes a dirt nap
too many years late
Saddam can lay claim
The mother of all neck-aches.
Who is next, Bashir?
The hemp flows, tightens.
The noose like a river.
His ass squirts a good bye.
Die Saddam Hussein!
May your virgins be raisins,
Please enjoy the flames.
Saddam joins Yassar
Satan now has two buttboys
to keep him busy
Of course spazzmomma
Coffee is free with purchase
Saddam would approve
i can’t do this
worth a crap,
saddam is dead. yay.
SADDAM EXTREME SPORTS!!!
Ouch! He tried his first (and last)
Reverse bungee jump
Kofi Annan mourns
He lost his sugar daddy
Now who will bribe him?
Saddam has been hung
I like pie
I am eating some.
‘Cause of hanging chads
We got to hang Saddam (Pssst…
…just kidding ’bout chads)
Butcher of Baghdad
His body hangs loose and swings
We’re free cries Iraq!
Hayrides with Hitler
Skinny-dipping with Stalin
Fun awaits Saddam
While Saddam twitches
Don’t call him dope on a rope.
He wouldn’t like that.
My poem wasn’t spam
Why was it flagged as such, huh?
Bitch, bitch, moan, moan, whine.
:o)
Saddam’s dead meat so
marinated in evil
even worms won’t touch
Saddam swings on high
The sun is warming the corpse
Maybe throw a shoe
die die saddam die
too bad he can only die once
killing him twice would be nice
Poor Saddam Hussein
He had many palaces
Now he’s dirty pants