If you don’t want your child to be traumatized for life, trust me when I tell you that it is not funny to pretend you’re going to throw your daughter into the alligator pit at the Staten Island Zoo.
I hate alligators. What a coincidence.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
But it is funny to tell them that the reason the East River is that color is because of all the gangsters on the bottom…
Trust me on this.
Get revenge. Buy an alligator handbag and shoes.
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This reminds me of a Dave Barry quote:
Kid: Dad, why does it rain?
Dad: Why, because angels are crying.
Kid: Dad, why are they crying?
Dad: Maybe because of something you did.
That’s why I never pretend.