If I were the dictator of the world…

Harry Connick, Jr. would never again be allowed to sing. Not. Ever.

God, I can’t stand that man.

And come to think of it, James Earl Jones won’t be allowed to make any more commercials. I’m tired of that man.

On the other hand, Hugh Jackman can do anything he wants.

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7 Responses to If I were the dictator of the world…

  1. Mari@Ozalots says:

    Yes, you are right. Hugh Jackman is the one. No one can be even close! But he is in Australia, celebrating his father 70th birthday. So he could not be at Tonys. Can we blame him? Of course not. That’s why I love him even more! He is a star, but first of all, a lovely family man!

  2. AbbaGav says:

    Just in the interest of clarifying your priorities here, would Hugh Jackman be allowed to perform a duet with Harry Connick Jr?

  3. Hugh Jackman wouldn’t want to perform a duet with Connick if I were the dictator of the world.

    Of course, if he really did decide he absolutely had to, I’m sure that Connick would, at the last moment, pull out of the commitment — due to health reasons.

    AbbaGav, remember: Dictatorship. I get to make ALL the rules.

  4. The Doctor says:

    If I were dictator, James Earl Jones would be advertising the latest Hugh Jackman variety program which would feature Harry Connick Jr. singing music written before Simon and Garfunkel broke up…

    Oh, and Valerie Bertinelli would be involved. I just haven’t figured out in what fashion…

  5. 4jkb4ia says:

    My mom: “John Raitt was in the original? He was stiff as a board, but he could sing!”
    Harry Connick, Jr. is OK doing cocktail-jazz stuff, but has no discernible personality.

  6. And with that comment, 4jkb4ia (may I call you 4?), you have just earned yourself a pass to the dictator’s inner circle.

    “No discernible personality.” Ha! So right.

    Of course, you’ll have to drop the idea that Connick is okay doing anything, but there’s time.

  7. AbbaGav says:

    Dictatorship. I will remember. I will remember.

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