Category Archives: Evil Meryl

Levels within levels to this story

Posted on 08/23/2007 by Meryl Yourish

One one level, it’s black humor: A crematorium was set on fire. (You mean a crematorium can be burned? Who knew?) On other levels, this is a story that just feels—wrong. A fire broke out Wednesday evening at a crematorium … Continue reading →

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Really evil thought about Hurricane Dean

Posted on 08/22/2007 by Meryl Yourish

President Bush offered Mexico help to Mexican areas devastated by Hurricane Dean. I suggest that there are huge numbers of Mexicans with the knowledge and skills needed to rebuild stricken areas. Just send ‘em some of the illegals in the … Continue reading →

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More on my spam

Posted on 08/18/2007 by Meryl Yourish

So, do the guys who want me to forward them the Jessica Alba bra-less emails also want me to forward them the Barbra Streisand bra-less emails? Just askin’.

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Email’s back

Posted on 04/03/2007 by Meryl Yourish

Now you can all tell me that you can’t access my site except for the main page. Oh. Wait. I already knew that. Never mind. Yes, Evil Meryl comes out at the strangest of times. The really cool thing: You … Continue reading →

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Saddam video

Posted on 12/30/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Yeah, I know, this is going to get me a zillion search hits, but I found it over on YouTube. I knew I would. For the faint-hearted. Trust me when I tell you that everyone will be able to watch … Continue reading →

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Saddam Hangman haiku

Posted on 12/29/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Saddam is hanging He did some very bad things Hussein, meet Hangman. The clock is ticking Today is Saddam’s death day There won’t be presents Join in, folks! Update: Saddam is dead now It’s Tuna for Terrorists! The cats are … Continue reading →

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Make that 1 to 3 days for Saddam

Posted on 12/29/2006 by Meryl Yourish

They’re gonna hang him on Sunday. Or maybe even today. Now I do want a Javascript clock. Dang, can’t find my old bookmarks. Can we get a chorus of “Na na na na Hey Hey Goodbye,” please?

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29 days…

Posted on 12/28/2006 by Meryl Yourish

left in Saddam’s execution order. I was going to put up a javascript clock, but this works just as well. Update: Hundreds apply to be Saddam’s hangman. Only hundreds?

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Random car theft thought

Posted on 12/18/2006 by Meryl Yourish

I have come to the conclusion that if you are stupid enough to live in an apartment complex, turn on your car in the morning, and then leave the key in the car so the car can warm up while … Continue reading →

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A test for reporters

Posted on 12/04/2006 by Meryl Yourish

I just thought of a test for the media who report on Israel. Set up bureaus in Sderot. Staff them. Then report on how harmless the kassam rockets are. Any takers? Reuters? AP? New York Times? Anyone? Anyone?

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I’ll probably get in trouble for this

Posted on 09/18/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Don’t tell Muslims that Les Miz has the word “crusade” in it Continue reading →

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Random English major thought

Posted on 08/25/2006 by Meryl Yourish

There is no such word as “irregardless.” It doesn’t matter how many times you use it. It’s still not a word. Or, to put it another way: Irrespective of the frequency of the use of “irregardless,” it is still not … Continue reading →

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New job alert

Posted on 08/14/2006 by Meryl Yourish

I’m starting my new job today, so by the time you read this (I’m scheduling it to run later while writing it during breakfast), I’ll be busy at work. There will be no blogging from work. I have a real … Continue reading →

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Disappearing posts

Posted on 07/27/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Why, yes, there was a very crabby post up earlier today, and it has now disappeared. Evil Meryl posted it, and, well, it wasn’t very interesting, so it’s gone. This one won’t disappear. However, I have a new thing. You … Continue reading →

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If I were truly evil…

Posted on 07/17/2006 by Meryl Yourish

If I were truly evil, I’d put up a post yanking the anti-Semites’ chains. Gee, it must really suck for you guys. I have moderated comments, so when you try to post the kind of filth you get away with … Continue reading →

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Mini-Darwin nominees

Posted on 07/05/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Stupid practical joke, even stupider people fall for it Continue reading →

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Long may she wave

Posted on 07/04/2006 by Meryl Yourish

A flag on the Fourth. Continue reading →

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If I were the dictator of the world…

Posted on 06/16/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Britney Spears would be the truck stop waitress she was supposed to be.

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If I were the dictator of the world…

Posted on 06/12/2006 by Meryl Yourish

I’d outlaw the World Cup soccer tournament. Just to piss off all those soccer fans out there. No, just kidding. I’d ignore it, just as I do now.

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If I were the dictator of the world…

Posted on 06/11/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Harry Connick, Jr. would never again be allowed to sing. Not. Ever. God, I can’t stand that man. And come to think of it, James Earl Jones won’t be allowed to make any more commercials. I’m tired of that man. … Continue reading →

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