The Catmage Chronicles
It's been hundreds of years since the Darkness last surfaced, a grim time when both humans and Catmages lost their lives. But now the Wild Ones work with humans again, and thirteen-year-old Andy Cohen gets the surprise of his life when a talking cat shows up in his front yard. Goldeneyes, a powerful Catmage, needs Andy’s help. In the exciting first installment of this new series, Meryl Yourish takes the reader into a world of magical cats, dark powers, and a boy who finds himself entangled in their war.
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And the Nobel prize in chemistry goes to: Two Americans and a Japanese. And is Martin Chalfie Jewish? We’ll wait and see. As for all those Arab/Muslim Nobel scholars… oops. Missed again. I guess we’ll have to wait ’til next … Continue reading
Reading old posts is a bad idea. Because it makes me sad. Because I no longer have an active commenting community. Which makes me want to sing. I ain’t got no comments, and nobody talks to me. I’m so sad … Continue reading
Ice cream trucks would have bells. And that’s it. No stupid songs. No stupid noises. Bells only. Using anything other than bells would be a capital offense. I hate living in an apartment complex in the summertime.
I find myself in a mood I have not been in for a long, long time. Please. Somebody cross me this week.
Michael Jackson’s kid accidentally punched him in the mouth. And his lip fell off. Michael Jackson reportedly underwent emergency surgery after his young son accidentally punched him in the face. The Thriller hitmaker – who has undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries … Continue reading
You know, some people are going to take this the wrong way and think I am angry with them. I am not angry with them. I am angry with the stupid networks that have brainwashed them into thinking they’re anything … Continue reading
One one level, it’s black humor: A crematorium was set on fire. (You mean a crematorium can be burned? Who knew?) On other levels, this is a story that just feels—wrong. A fire broke out Wednesday evening at a crematorium … Continue reading
President Bush offered Mexico help to Mexican areas devastated by Hurricane Dean. I suggest that there are huge numbers of Mexicans with the knowledge and skills needed to rebuild stricken areas. Just send ’em some of the illegals in the … Continue reading
So, do the guys who want me to forward them the Jessica Alba bra-less emails also want me to forward them the Barbra Streisand bra-less emails? Just askin’.
Now you can all tell me that you can’t access my site except for the main page. Oh. Wait. I already knew that. Never mind. Yes, Evil Meryl comes out at the strangest of times. The really cool thing: You … Continue reading
Yeah, I know, this is going to get me a zillion search hits, but I found it over on YouTube. I knew I would. For the faint-hearted. Trust me when I tell you that everyone will be able to watch … Continue reading
Saddam is hanging He did some very bad things Hussein, meet Hangman. The clock is ticking Today is Saddam’s death day There won’t be presents Join in, folks! Update: Saddam is dead now It’s Tuna for Terrorists! The cats are … Continue reading