The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Evil Meryl
Two more American Nobel prizes
And the Nobel prize in chemistry goes to: Two Americans and a Japanese. And is Martin Chalfie Jewish? We’ll wait and see. As for all those Arab/Muslim Nobel scholars… oops. Missed again. I guess we’ll have to wait ’til next … Continue reading
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A song for the evening
Reading old posts is a bad idea. Because it makes me sad. Because I no longer have an active commenting community. Which makes me want to sing. I ain’t got no comments, and nobody talks to me. I’m so sad … Continue reading
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If I were the dictator of the world
Ice cream trucks would have bells. And that’s it. No stupid songs. No stupid noises. Bells only. Using anything other than bells would be a capital offense. I hate living in an apartment complex in the summertime.
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One of those days
I find myself in a mood I have not been in for a long, long time. Please. Somebody cross me this week.
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Freakishly funny post of the day
Michael Jackson’s kid accidentally punched him in the mouth. And his lip fell off. Michael Jackson reportedly underwent emergency surgery after his young son accidentally punched him in the face. The Thriller hitmaker – who has undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries … Continue reading
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No. More. Social. Networks.
You know, some people are going to take this the wrong way and think I am angry with them. I am not angry with them. I am angry with the stupid networks that have brainwashed them into thinking they’re anything … Continue reading
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Levels within levels to this story
One one level, it’s black humor: A crematorium was set on fire. (You mean a crematorium can be burned? Who knew?) On other levels, this is a story that just feels—wrong. A fire broke out Wednesday evening at a crematorium … Continue reading
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Really evil thought about Hurricane Dean
President Bush offered Mexico help to Mexican areas devastated by Hurricane Dean. I suggest that there are huge numbers of Mexicans with the knowledge and skills needed to rebuild stricken areas. Just send ’em some of the illegals in the … Continue reading
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More on my spam
So, do the guys who want me to forward them the Jessica Alba bra-less emails also want me to forward them the Barbra Streisand bra-less emails? Just askin’.
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Email’s back
Now you can all tell me that you can’t access my site except for the main page. Oh. Wait. I already knew that. Never mind. Yes, Evil Meryl comes out at the strangest of times. The really cool thing: You … Continue reading
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Saddam video
Yeah, I know, this is going to get me a zillion search hits, but I found it over on YouTube. I knew I would. For the faint-hearted. Trust me when I tell you that everyone will be able to watch … Continue reading
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Saddam Hangman haiku
Saddam is hanging He did some very bad things Hussein, meet Hangman. The clock is ticking Today is Saddam’s death day There won’t be presents Join in, folks! Update: Saddam is dead now It’s Tuna for Terrorists! The cats are … Continue reading
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Make that 1 to 3 days for Saddam
They’re gonna hang him on Sunday. Or maybe even today. Now I do want a Javascript clock. Dang, can’t find my old bookmarks. Can we get a chorus of “Na na na na Hey Hey Goodbye,” please?
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29 days…
left in Saddam’s execution order. I was going to put up a javascript clock, but this works just as well. Update: Hundreds apply to be Saddam’s hangman. Only hundreds?
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Random car theft thought
I have come to the conclusion that if you are stupid enough to live in an apartment complex, turn on your car in the morning, and then leave the key in the car so the car can warm up while … Continue reading
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