Treaty? What treaty? Egypt is deliberately breaking its treaty with Israel and flaunting it. Permission? We don’t need no steenking permission to patrol the Sinai? It’s good to know that an Arab nation keeps its written promises after the Islamists take over. Because, like, that’s not going to happen anywhere else in the Middle East. Oh. Wait.
The terrorists are high-fiving: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hezbollah and Hamas are congratulating each other on once more “defeating” the Zionist enemy. And yet, Israel is still there, with that great big army, every time the terrorists get too confident and attack again. Meantime, they’re cancelling speeches over the news that their favorite killers will not be freed. The sound that you do not hear are me making sympathetic noises about that news. They’re going to have to go through with it now, or face rebellion in Gaza. They’ve been out celebrating there for days.
Check the air for flying porkers: What? An unbiased Reuters news article on Israel? My heart… I can’t take the shock… Oy.
No, Copts threw themselves under our trucks: The Egyptian military is denying that any Christian protesters were killed by their forces. Nope. None died of gunshot wounds, none were run over by speeding military vehicles. It’s a surprise as to who killed them. Oh. Wait. Of course, they blame “foreign elements.” Like that Ilan Grappel guy, whatta spy! They’re making up new charges for him as they go along. Watch for a big prisoner exchange for Ilan, too. Say, Israelis? Do yourselves a favor and stay the hell out of Egypt.
Islamist attacking mosques: And no worldwide condemnation. Because it’s not like they were Jews firebombing a mosque or anything.