Roses are red
Violets are blue
Osama is dead
Boo hoo.
No, that’s not right.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Osama is dead
Woo hoo!
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
How about a haiku of 13 syllables?
Usama hides
With ISI friends
Revenge catches up
Or should we call it a Bye-ku? In any case, good riddance. Good job whoever got him. Give him/them a medal. Give any Pakistani who told us about him the reward and a refuge in the US of A, because his derriere is grass now in Pakistan and environs.
I think there may be some hard questions for the Pakistanis, especially the ISI, about Usama’s refuge.
Bye-ku. Excellent name.