Israel sharks are eating Egyptian tourists

It’s unbelievable, what those wily Zionists can do: Now, we can command sharks to eat up foreign tourists in the Red Sea (but only off the Egyptian coast, not Israel), just so we can ruin Egypt’s tourism industry.

Speaking on the public TV program “Egypt Today” yesterday, a specialist introduced as “Captain Mustafa Ismael, a famous diver in Sharm El Sheikh,” said that the sharks involved in the attack are ocean sharks and do not live in Egypt’s waters.

When asked by the anchor how the shark entered Sharm El Sheikh waters, he burst out, “no, who let them in.”

Urged to elaborate, Ismael said that he recently got a call from an Israeli diver in Eilat telling him that they captured a small shark with a GPS planted in its back, implying that the sharks were monitored to attack in Egypt’s waters only.

“Why would these sharks travel 4000 km and not have any accidents until it entered Sinai?” said Ismael.

Earlier today, General Abdel Fadeel Shosha, the governor of South Sinai, backed Ismael’s theory. In a phone call to the TV program, he said that it is possible that Israeli intelligence, Mossad, is behind the incident and that they are doing it to undermine the Egyptian tourism industry. He added that Egypt needs time to investigate the theory.

Batshit crazy? Yep. The good news? That’s from a news article in el Ahram disputing the batshit crazy idiots who are blaming Israel for the shark attacks. Here’s the lead:

A Sharm El Sheikh marine biologist slammed the circulating theory that the shark attacks were part of an Israeli conspiracy, but the city’s governor supports it.

Mahmoud Hanafy, professor of marine biology at the Suez Canal University, told AhramOnline that it is “sad,” that Egyptian national TV helped perpetuate the theory that the shark, which injured four tourists and killed one this week, may have been controlled by Israel.

Note how the newspaper can’t quite bring itself to completely rule it out, quoting the governor as supporting the idiots.

Want more batshit crazy? Here’s a HuffPo article with the current conspiracy theories running rampant in Egypt. My favorite: Israel caused Egypt’s summer blackouts. (Of course we did. The Elders are all-powerful!)

Of course, the fact that the idiots who write these articles think that someone blaming Israel for the shark attacks is newsworthy enough to put into a report speaks volumes about the real issues. Hey, reporters? Just because someone says something doesn’t mean you have to report it. But really, there’s nothing that reporters won’t write about Israel. Just check my archives. (Poison gas balloons flying into Lebanon come immediately to mind.)