Your Thursday morning snark

Stop making sense, you racist! One of the drafters of the Arizona immigration law has an op-ed in the Times that points out the lies in the propaganda of the law’s opponents—including, of course, our Constitutional scholar of a president.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Susan Rice says Iranian sanctions are “near.” Near what? Albania? Mesopotamia? Albuquerque?

Red on Red: First, Hamas is accusing the Egyptians of flooding a tunnel with poison gas and killing six Palestinians. Now, Hassan Nasrallah, issuing a statement from his latest undisclosed location (poor Chipmunk Cheeks has been unable to come out of hiding since 2007), says that the Egyptian conviction of a Hizballah cell is “unjust.” Of course it is. How dare Egypt charge Hizballah members with being members of Hizballah, especially after Nasrallah admitted they were members of Hizballah? Pass the popcorn and hope that Egypt gets even tougher on the terrorists.

No way this can go wrong: Egypt and Arab states are planning to bring up Israel at the NPT conference this week. Just a reminder: Pakistan, one of the other non-signatories of the NPT, is the nation that sold Iran, Syria, and other nations nuclear technology and helped North Korea get the bomb. Odds on Pakistan’s name coming up? I’d say 189 to 1.

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