The Snark Report
Yes, I’m just in one of those moods.
Hassan Nasrallah: I wish Arabs would invade Palestine
(And by “Palestine,” he means “Israel.” And by “Arab Nation,” he means, “A fictional land that does not exist, will not exist, and frankly, never existed.”)
Meryl Yourish: I wish Nasrallah would have the stones to come out of his secure, undisclosed location so the IAF can take him out once and for all.
Al-Quds [Jerusalem's Arab name] Day: 135,000 Muslims attend Temple Mount prayer
And yet, Jews are not allowed to pray on the Temple Mount. That’s right. Forbidden from praying near our Holy of Holies. And this is when Israel controls it. Could you imagine what would happen if the Muslims regained the Temple Mount? Joseph’s Tomb, anyone?
The modern-day Hitler on the made-up holiday for Jew-haters: Ahmadinejad calls Israel ‘insult to human dignity’ on Al-Quds Day
Dude. Dude. Can you say, “Projection”? Because I think the entire human race’s dignity level goes down every time you open your mouth.
No, really. They’re not kidding: PA demands release of all prisoners in coming months
And they want a pony, a puppy, and a kitten for each prisoner as compensation for time spent. And the winged horse that Mohammed flew to Jerusalem with. Hey. It’s in the koran. It must be true.
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