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Posted on February 11th, 2006 at 3:40 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Linkfests

Ilyka Damen has written what may be her funniest. Post. Ever. Spit-monitor warning goes without saying.

I did mention that I’ve joined the Shire Network News podcast, didn’t I? It carries a “Podcast Offends Muslims” warning.

Right. Everyone click this link, because I am still not happy that Hubris stopped blogging. Maybe it’ll work like the Tinkerbell thing. (Oh, admit it: You all clapped your hands when she was dying. Yes, even I did.)

Simply Jews is your one-stop shop for all things Zionist conspiracy.

David Bogner has written a very thoughtful post about Amona. I’m late to the party, but not too late. I strongly urge everyone to read the post for a different point of view on the forcible removal of the settlers.

Daled Amos has a JBlog roundup.

Just start at the top and scroll down, Soccer Dad has been on his game for weeks.

Judeopundit does linkfests as well. I need to hire this stuff out.

A linkfest is not a linkfest if I don’t add Lair Simon.

And now, off to some last-minute things before weathering the snowstorm at Heidi’s. Sorena wants me to make latkes. I think I shall.

A weather event

Posted on February 11th, 2006 at 1:47 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Life

So we here in Richmond, and all the way up the coast, are settling in for a heavy snowstorm. We won’t have a blizzard here, but they are talking about enough snow to bring us to a full shutdown. I sent an email off to my new boss that since I have a Jeep, and he has a Jeep, and we both know how to drive in the snow, that if he’s in the office on Monday, I’m in the office on Monday, regardless of what is on the ground. I mean, first day of the new job, and all that.

Yesterday morning, I woke up happy and excited, which is not a state I can remember being in for quite a while. I will miss the team at Large Financial Company in Richmond, but my workload has been diminishing for weeks, and I was mostly bored and wanting to be anywhere but there for at least half the day. My new job promises to keep me so busy I won’t have time to notice what color the sky is that day. Plus, it’s writing. Tech writing. Really tech writing. I think my comment to my manager at LFC was “Geez, these people sure put the ‘tech’ in ‘tech manual’.” So I get to reach back into the part of my brain that learned how to program in C++ and Java, and remember all about strings and parameters and syntax.

Did I remember to tell you that there’s a Waffle House on the way to work? Mmm, waffles for breakfast. I’m going to put the number on speed dial on my cell.

So it’s currently raining in Richmond, and about due to turn into snow sometime this afternoon. I’m having dinner with Heidi and the family tonight after an absence of, um, a month or six weeks. I’ve forgotten. It’s been too long. And tomorrow, I’m supposed to babysit for Sarah and Larry while they go see Harry Potter at the local IMAX. This will be their third attempt. The first time, the show was sold out. They tried again last weekend. The show was sold out. I laughed when Sarah told me, and said “You have got to get your tickets online next time.” So Sarah did. She got them two days ago, even as we discussed whether or not something would happen on Sunday to prevent their going.

The snowstorm is hitting today and tomorrow. There is a very high chance that either the IMAX will be closed, or the G.’s will not want to leave their four children because this is the first snowstorm of the year, and is probably the last. And so, it’s going to be strike three for Sarah and Larry and Harry.

Per Sarah’s request, I promise not to mock her too much. But then, I’m the one that gets to define too much. We may wind up disagreeing on this.

Anyway. I have a Jeep, so I don’t care if it snows tonight and tomorrow. I can get home. And Sarah and Larry can borrow it to get to the IMAX theater. Shyeah, right. Like that’s gonna happen.

Looks like I’m going to have to free up another weekend afternoon for them. Fourth time’s the charm, they say. Oh, wait. No they don’t.

I’m not mocking. Really. It’s just, uh, gentle ridicule. Yeah, that’s it.

Life is good this weekend.

What part of “Your law isn’t my law” don’t you understand?

Posted on February 11th, 2006 at 1:10 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Media, Religion

So, the top cleric in Saudi Arabia has called for the Danish cartoonists to be tried and punished for portraying Mohammed.

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) - Saudi Arabia’s top cleric called on the world’s Muslims to reject apologies for the “slanderous” caricatures of Islam’s Prophet Mohammed and demanded the authors and publishers of the cartoons be tried and punished, Saudi newspapers reported Saturday.

[..] Speaking to hundreds of faithful at his Friday sermon, Sheik Abdul Rahman al-Seedes, the imam of the Grand Mosque in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, called on the international community to enact laws that condemn insults against the prophet and holy sites.

“Where is the world with all its agencies and organizations? Is there only freedom of expression when it involves insults to Muslims? With one voice…we will reject the apology and demand a trial,” Al Riyad, a Saudi daily newspaper, quoted al-Seedes as saying.

Al-Seedes said the cartoons “made a mockery” of the Islam and the Prophet and called them “slanderous.”

Once again, I must note the lack of context in this AP piece. Because once again, Muslims are playing the victim and pretending that only Islam has ever been insulted or mocked in a newspaper — a patent, and studied lie.

Look at the spin the AP is giving the London protests, and remember that only last weeks, protesters dressed up as suicide bombers and threatened beheadings and explosions in retaliation for the cartoons.

A diverse crowd ranging from teenagers in jeans and T-shirts to women in head scarves gathered in Trafalgar Square in central London. Many carried placards reading “United Against Islamophobia.”

“It was absolutely wrong to publish the cartoons,” said Ihtisham Hibatullah, media director for the Muslim Association of Britain, one of the protest organizers.

This is the spin the AP has been using for days now. They stick in the word “peaceful” to make it seem like there’s nothing wrong with protesting the freedom of expression — which, if you think about it, is using freedom of expression to protest freedom of expression. Notice, however, that the AP always puts the “offense” of the cartoons into context:

Islam is interpreted to forbid any illustrations of Muhammad for fear they could lead to idolatry. No major British newspaper has reproduced the caricatures, and the country had seen only small demonstrations before Saturday.

Noisy but peaceful rallies also were held in Turkey, Indonesia, the Netherlands, Germany, France and elsewhere, although the Middle East was largely calm, a day after demonstrations by thousands of Muslim worshippers emerging from Friday prayers.

Protesters in the Turkish capital of Ankara stomped on Danish flags and shouted, “We will not forgive the ones who humiliated our prophet!”

That’s what “noisy but peaceful” means? That doesn’t sound very peaceful to me. But wait, the AP spins even more.

Arab governments, Muslim clerics and newspaper columnists have been urging calm in past days, fearing that recent weeks of violence have only increased anti-Islamic sentiment in the West.

Gee. Ya think?

So far, eleven people have been killed in the protests - all during three days of riots this week in Afghanistan. A 12th person died in Nairobi Friday when he was hit by an ambulance rushing away a wounded person.

Denmark’s embassy buildings in Syria, Iran and Indonesia had been targeted by angry mobs and the Foreign Ministry said it was withdrawing Danish ambassadors from all three countries.

What information does the AP leave out of the last paragraph? Here’s a hint: The Syrian embassy was burned down.

Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono reiterated that many Muslims consider the cartoons an insult to their faith, but he called on Muslims to forgive those who have sincerely apologized.

You know, it’s the “sincerely apologized” part that really bothers me. It leaves an out for the mob to come back if they decide you are not sincere. And I’m thinking that these people are not going to be particularly amenable to apologies. Because these are the words of the president of Indonesia:

“Reprinting the cartoons in order to make a point about free speech is an act of senseless brinkmanship,” he said in a commentary in the International Herald Tribune.

“It is also a disservice to democracy. It sends a conflicting message to the Muslim community: that in a democracy it is permissible to offend Islam. This message damages efforts to prove that democracy and Islam go together.”

It is not a conflicting message. The message of democracy is that it is permissible to offend Islam. It is permissible to offend anyone and anything in a democracy. Whether you approve of it or not is not the issue. The issue is that it is acceptable to create something that makes you hated.

What is not permissible is for someone to harm you based on the fact that you offended them. But this is obviously not something the Muslim culture has managed to wrap its head around. Let me repeat: These are the words of the president of Indonesia, the supposedly moderate, democratic, and largest Muslim state in the world. And he is insisting that offending a religion is not, or should not be, permissible.

Time to revisit the First Amendment, I think:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

That’s what it’s all about, people. Freedom to exercise your religion, and freedom for me to tell you that your religion drools and my religion rules.

I’m podcasting

Posted on February 11th, 2006 at 12:29 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Bloggers

You can hear my first contribution to the Shire Network News as a weekly correspondent. This week, it’s all-Danish cartoons, all the time (except for Lair Simon’s report). Next week: International Eat an Animal Day for PETA is right around the corner. More on that later.

Those of you who are expecting me to rant and rage about the cartoons are going to be, uh, surprised. Bruce seemed to be surprised at the tone of my podcast.

I’m just sorry the virus struck me down before I could go into my riff on the Ties of the State of the Union Address. Good Lord, do none of those people own a mirror?

By the way, I really like podcasting. I’m available for birthdays and Bar Mitzvahs.