Pat Robertson speaks for God. Who knew?
Proving to the world yet again what a class-one moron he is, Pat Robertson purports to speak for God and tells the world that God gave Ariel Sharon a stroke for giving Gaza to the palestinians.
“He was dividing God’s land, and I would say, ‘Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,’” Robertson told viewers of his long-running television show, “The 700 Club.”
“God says, ‘This land belongs to me, and you’d better leave it alone,’” he said.
Since Robertson has that direct line to God, I would like to ask him what offense against God these stroke victims made:
Dick Clark
Kirk Douglas
Coretta Scott King
Patricia Neal
Ellen Corby
Last, but not least: My Uncle Joe
So, whattya think? C’mon, Pat, you’ve got a direct line to the Almighty. Tell me the awful things that all these people did to deserve having a blood vessel in their brain burst open.
Schmuck.
Pat Robertson has joined the MonkeyBoy club. (MonkeyBoy is my name for the current president of Iran.)
