The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Israel
Hamas: Unchanged murderers
I really don’t understand why Ynet says that the IDF prevented this suicide car bomb attack from happening when it’s clear that it was divine intervention, but at least there was no Passover Massacre this year: A major suicide attack … Continue reading
Fifth Columns
Let’s say you are a member of parliament of a nation with many enemies. Let’s say you regularly make trips to those enemy nations. Let’s also say that you call on the enemies of the nation whose parliament you are … Continue reading
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The AP bias strikes again
Rockets into Israel from Gaza? No big deal. On a daily basis? So what. Israel sends a Hellfire up the asses of three terrorists trying to send rockets into Israel from Gaza? Oh. My. God. Stop the presses, it’s a … Continue reading
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It’s the umpteenth time Abbas says Shalit will be released
No, wait, it’s the umpteenth time that Abbas or Hamas has said Shalit will be released. Either way, I’m not buying it. Abducted Israel Defense Forces soldier Gilad Shalit will be released soon, Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas said in … Continue reading
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Baby Assad’s a Republican
According to Reuters, the Dorktator is a Republican. (Update: Okay, a lot of people think that (R) means “right”. And it probably does. But it’s still funny.) Seriously. And since that link will ultimately break, there’s a screenshot. Click on … Continue reading
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The fabulous AP anti-Israel bias
See, here’s what I’m talking about. Here’s the headline: Israeli, Palestinian Shooting Kills 1 And here’s the lede: GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) – A Palestinian gunman was killed in an exchange of fire with Israeli troops Wednesday in an … Continue reading
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Have a little cheese with that whine?
The Palestinians are whining that German Chancellor Angela Merkel “offended” their feelings. All together now: Awwwww. Palestinian Authority officials have accused German Chancellor Angela Merkel of “offending the Palestinians’ feelings” during her visit earlier this week to Ramallah, where she … Continue reading
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The Humpty-Dumpty world: Batsh*t crazy, indeed
Remember how I said that Muslims appear to go absolutely batshit crazy when it comes to Israel? I’m tellin’ ya, I’m not wrong. An editorial published Tuesday in the Saudi newspaper Okaz said that Israel persisted in employing any tactic … Continue reading
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A Passover prayer
From Treppenwitz, via the OU. Please add it to your seder Monday and Tuesday. May the One Who blessed our ancestors, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Aaron, David and Solomon, bless the kidnapped and captive soldiers, including among them Gilad ben … Continue reading
The death culture
The difference between us and them: We praise as heroes people who save lives. Iran praises the ones who destroy it. This is a sick, sick, sick culture. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad praised his country’s ability to recruit “hundreds of … Continue reading
Racist, apartheid Israelis save Palestinian baby
Did you know that those racist, apartheid Israelis—the one who are accused of randomly murdering Palestinians for the sheer joy of it—sent a Magen David Adom ambulance to Ramallah to save a baby who had been poisoned? A bullet-proof Israeli … Continue reading
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Accept our peace offer, or we’ll kill you
That’s what the Arabs are telling Israel. And this is how it’s being spun. Reuters: Arab leaders urge Israel, world to take peace offer Mar 29, 2007 — RIYADH (Reuters) – Arab leaders endorsed a peace plan to end decades-old … Continue reading
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Why Queers for Palestine are on the wrong side
Say, Queers for Palestine: Imagine if this event were held in Ramallah. What do you think would happen? Arab lesbians quietly defied Islamist protesters and a social taboo to gather at a rare public event Wednesday in a northern Israeli … Continue reading
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Saudis to Israel: Refusing our peace plan = war
The ultimatums keep getting better and better. So this is what the Saudi princes think are negotiations: Telling Israel that she must accept the 2002 initiative as is, with zero changes, no matter what—and if she doesn’t accept, then obviously, … Continue reading
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Connect the dots
What do you do if you happen to find yourself knee-deep in sewage in your backyard? I guess you would get to a dry place first and then figure out a way to get rid of the flood and make … Continue reading