UN Refuses Lebanon Request to Intervene in Israel Gas Drilling:
The UN on Wednesday declined Lebanon’s request to protect the country’s natural gas reserves by demarcating its maritime border with Israel. UN spokesman Martin Nesirsky said, “Security Council Resolution 1701 does not include delineating the maritime border.”
The head of petroleum and natural gas exploration in the Israel National Infrastructures Ministry, Dr. Yaakov Mimran, called Lebanese claims “nonsense.” He said the latest offshore discoveries, as well as earlier finds, are absolutely within Israeli territory. Senior Israeli officials said it was Lebanon that set the limits on its own territorial waters after it had given out exploration licenses exactly along the current borders. “What are they complaining about now?” asked one official (Ha’aretz) Read more: http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/un-refuses-lebanon-re…

U.N. security officials evacuated the buildings where the Security Council and the General Assembly were to meet Tuesday because of a strong odor caused by a sewage problem.

I wonder whether having the plumbers in these buildings organized by the snowplow drivers’ union might ultimately rid New York City of the Benighted Nations altogether.

Oh wait, I forgot, that other religion does not believe that way. Their problems are your problems, and they will try and kill you over it, if necessary.

So please, enjoy the pigs, enjoy the flying pigs, and if they get sweaty, save it, you never know when you might need the sweat of an unclean animal. Only slight worse than a Kafir. Better to just keep the pig handy.

Who needs holy water, when pig sweat can do the trick for you?

Subject to change without notice.