“Today, a group of violent armed illegal Zionist entity supporting settlers were charged with firing back at the poor, downtrodden and poorly armed and impoverished Gaza-ites. The settlers from Zionist entity–claiming to be “isa-rah-ieli”–taking their name from an ancient infidel people who lived in the are near where the Prophet tied up his donkey–said that the Gazans were planting explosives near one of their cursed settlements. The reporter who has interviewed these Zionist “people” has since been sacked for even considering their story having any worth to this fine AP new site. Our job is to report the news while defending the cause of the downtrodden and helping The One change the world, not record the soiled opinions of non-existent people.”

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I could keep going, you get the idea. Please feel free to add to this.