Comments on: Israeli pilots: Prepared for combat

By: Michael Lonie

Michael Lonie — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:09:22 +0000

Teacher told the children to have their parents tell them a story with a moral, and to tell the class the stories. The next day little Davy got up to tell his story.

“My Daddy’s sister is a pilot in the Air Force. During the Iraq War Aunt Carol’s plane was shot down. She ejected and came down by parachute. She had a pistol, a knife, and a small bottle of whiskey. She drank the whiskey on the way to the ground. When she landed there were 15 enemy soldiers who tried to capture her. She shot ten of them with the pistol, stabbed four with the knife before it broke, and strangled the last one to death with her bare hands.”

“Goodness,” said the teacher,”what moral did your father draw from this horrible story?”

“Don’t mess with Aunt Carol when she’s drinking.”

By: Rahel

Rahel — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:09:06 +0000

I only wish that the attackers had been brought in for questioning in order to find out who sent them and why.

By: Alex Bensky

Alex Bensky — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:50:15 +0000

Monday the UN will condemn the pilots for disproportionate use of force.

By: Chris L.

Chris L. — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:36:31 +0000

Money line:

“…on the ground, moaning in pain.”

You don’t see that written so much.

By: Brian of London

Brian of London — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:01:10 +0000

Glad you found this. My wife read this to me from the Hebrew paper but I couldn’t find it on the web site when I looked.