Comments on: Worse than ants in the kitchen

By: corwin

corwin — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:24:37 +0000

I give you now,Professor Twist
A conscientious scientist
Coleagues exclaim.”He never bungle.”
And pack him off to far flung jungles
One day,camped by the riverside
he up and missed his loving bride
She had,a guie informed him later
been eaten by an alligator
Professor Twist could not but smile,”You mean,”he said,”a crocodile

By: Alex Bensky

Alex Bensky — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:49:54 +0000

Eight feet long? Just check the scale and you’ll see what a croc this is.

That’s a sad story, Meryl. The worst my father did in that sort of situation was tell me that they fed the lions in the Detroit Zoo from children who didn’t stay close to their parents when they were visiting.

By: Chris L.

Chris L. — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:25:40 +0000

In the last few years, there’ve been a couple of gator sightings in residential areas here in the bay area, but this one was by far the scariest.

Then again, not less than a year ago, in the park where I used to walk, there was a gator in a pond that was sealed off with…red tape. It was twenty yards or so from the walk path.

By: David Charlap

David Charlap — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:08:56 +0000

I don’t think alligators would bother me all that much.

Scorpions, on the other hand (known to crawl into homes in Phoenix) scare the willies out of me.