Comments on: Hey, is your butt ringing?

By: Paul M

Paul M — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 13:15:33 +0000

Oh, all right then:

The Queen receives the president of a Commonwealth country on a state visit. It being the middle of summer, she uses an open carriage, and they are both riding in it back to Buckingham Palace when one of the horses breaks wind.

Turning to her visitor with mild concern, the Queen says “I’m terribly sorry.” In reply he waves his hand dismissively. “You English,” he says “You are so proper. If you had said nothing I would have assumed it was one of the horses.”

By: Michael Lonie

Michael Lonie — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:26:16 +0000

Here’s a fart joke for you. Better yet it is a true story.

One of Queen Elizabeth I’s courtiers was bowing to her when he let a fart. Overcome by embarrassment, he left England and traveled for several years on the Continent, until the gross offense was forgotten. When he came home and presented himself at court the first thing the Queen said to him was “My Lord, I had forgotten the fart.”

By: Meryl Yourish

Meryl Yourish — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:08:37 +0000

Paul: Hehehehehehe.

By: Paul M

Paul M — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 22:25:47 +0000

Seems like a smart trick to me. Once you’ve memorized the placement of all the buttons, the only hard part is opening the flip.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 21:15:29 +0000

The choice for a ringtone in this case should be

“Killing me softly with his song”