Comments on: You’ll never take me alive, Copper! https://www.yourish.com/2006/02/20/745 Cutting straight to the point Tue, 21 Feb 2006 14:00:17 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 By: The Doctor https://www.yourish.com/2006/02/20/745/comment-page-1#comment-2646 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 14:00:17 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/?p=745#comment-2646 Even better is the latest audio where #2 [which is an appropriate nickname for the Al-Qaida second-in-command] says that despite Bush’s crimes and black history, he is welcome to convert to Islam…

[insert joke here]

]]> By: Drew W https://www.yourish.com/2006/02/20/745/comment-page-1#comment-2642 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:48:34 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/?p=745#comment-2642 t be taken alive. I was sure that he would eventually turn himself in, cop a plea and hire Sanford Rubinstein or Gerald Shargel. (What -- like he’d hire an Arab lawyer?) And maybe it’s just me, but when I read that quote from Bin Laden that he’s sworn to “live free,” images of a khaki-clad Virginia McKenna pop into my head, and I feel an uncontrollable urge to sing: <i>“Born free/As free as the wind blows/As free as the grass grows/Born free to follow your heart . . .”</i> Okay, maybe it is just me.]]> Boy, nobody was as amazed by this story as I was. Imagine — Osama Bin Laden says he won’t be taken alive.

I was sure that he would eventually turn himself in, cop a plea and hire Sanford Rubinstein or Gerald Shargel. (What — like he’d hire an Arab lawyer?)

And maybe it’s just me, but when I read that quote from Bin Laden that he’s sworn to “live free,” images of a khaki-clad Virginia McKenna pop into my head, and I feel an uncontrollable urge to sing: “Born free/As free as the wind blows/As free as the grass grows/Born free to follow your heart . . .”

Okay, maybe it is just me.

]]> By: cond0010 https://www.yourish.com/2006/02/20/745/comment-page-1#comment-2639 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:15:00 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/?p=745#comment-2639 “I have sworn to only live free.”

Sounds like he loves democracy. No … wait… thats freedom for himself. My mistake. :)

]]> By: Paul M https://www.yourish.com/2006/02/20/745/comment-page-1#comment-2631 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:23:41 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/?p=745#comment-2631 “Even if I find bitter the taste of death”

What’s with that? Isn’t he looking forward to his virgins? I thought good Jihadis embraced death and it was the Jews who loved life. Wait… Damn, those Zionists are clever.

]]> By: Joseph T Major https://www.yourish.com/2006/02/20/745/comment-page-1#comment-2629 Mon, 20 Feb 2006 23:23:28 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/?p=745#comment-2629 Can we see him on the top of the hill above his cavern, Tokarev automatic in each hand, firing wildly and shouting (in Arabic, of course), “Look at me, Ma! Top of the World!”?

Well, we can always hope.

]]> By: Laurence Simon https://www.yourish.com/2006/02/20/745/comment-page-1#comment-2624 Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:21:28 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/?p=745#comment-2624 I see him lying in state at the UN with a UN flag over him, Kofi weeping.

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