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03/19/2010

Tony Blair, the bought and paid for envoy

Filed under: Politics, World, palestinian politics — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 8:00 am

Tony Blair was appointed the Quartet’s Middle East envoy in 2007. Since then, he has amassed millions of dollars working for the governments of Kuwait and Iraq, has formed a consultancy firm that works for Arab governments, and is rumored to have deals with the United Arab Emirates and Kuwait.

And he is supposed to be the man who is supposed to be helping the Palestinians and Israelis move towards peace. Why, he was just in Israel a couple of weeks ago. I wonder if, while he was there, he built up his consulting business with the Palestinians?

Can you say, “Conflict of interest?” I knew you could. Oh, and the best part of all of this? He’s been trying to keep it secret for years.

Tony Blair waged an extraordinary two-year battle to keep secret a lucrative deal with a multinational oil giant which has extensive interests in Iraq.

The former Prime Minister tried to keep the public in the dark over his dealings with South Korean oil firm UI Energy Corporation.

Mr Blair – who has made at least £20million since leaving Downing Street in June 2007 – also went to great efforts to keep hidden a £1million deal advising the ruling royal family in Iraq’s neighbour Kuwait.

As I emailed to Lair Simon, who sent me the link to this article: And we thought Bill Clinton was a whore.

Looks like Blair is joining the Jimmy Carter school of mediation—the one bought and paid for by the Arabs (cf: Saudi Arabian donations to the Carter Center).

03/12/2010

Iranians and Turks with fake Israeli passports

Filed under: Iran, World — SnoopyTheGoon @ 8:00 am

I have read first two reports: by Kateland and by colleague Elder of Ziyon, both based on a Maariv article (in Hebrew). The essence of the reports is that:

…three Iranians were caught at an airport in Seychelles trying to use stolen Israeli passports. The Iranians were sent back on a flight to Nairobi, Kenya, from where they came.

Seychelles authorities passed the information to Israeli authorities, who found that the passports were stolen from Israelis who traveled to Thailand last year.

The general concern, which I fully share:

Israeli authorities fear that this was the precursor to a terror attack in the archipelago, which has been advertising heavily to attract Israelis on Passover vacation this year. Charter airlines now go directly to Seychelles from Israel.

Maariv also carries an attractive picture of the island:

I am not sure, though, about its relevance, but why not? In addition, Maariv claims that 15,000 (fifteen thousand) Israeli passports disappear every year. Wow…

Anyhow, I have decided to wait for a while with that story, and indeed, a new article in Ynet (in English this time) looks somewhat better researched.

In the past few weeks, more then 10 Iranian nationals were caught carrying forged Israeli passports, Israel’s leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Wednesday. The information came from reports relayed to Israeli embassies in Japan, Thailand, and India. In the last several months, Pakistani and Turkish citizens were also caught with fake Israeli passports.

And the reason seems to be not necessarily related to the terrorism business, rather to business business:

The Israeli passport is considered to be one of the easiest passports to forge and can be purchased in Asia, and especially in Thailand’s markets, for anywhere from USD 500 to 2000. The Israeli passport is in great demand because people carrying it can enter Asian countries without a visa.

Of course, the threat of terrorists using same passports for their nefarious purposes shouldn’t be discounted. On the other hand, there is no need to exaggerate the situation, like Maariv had done, since:

In 2004, six hundred Israelis reported their passports stolen in Asia. In 2005, the number increased dramatically.

Still, it’s a far cry from 15,000. Another article, from Sky News Blogs, seems to settle (at least) the issue of the three Iranians caught in Seychelles:

A Israeli government source has told Sky News it understands the incident happened but does not believe there was any terror threat. The Iranians are believed to have been refugees who were using the passports in order to enter the Seychelles with a view to travelling on to a first world destination in search of a better life.

I would say that in a case like this we shouldn’t be too prissy and mind a few forged passports… like some other people I don’t want to mention here. The more the merrier, I would even add.

Now to the comic element of the story. From Ynet:

Another Iranian who was caught in Japan with a fake Israeli passport was caught when the name in his passport belonged to a female. The Iranian replaced the picture, but didn’t bother changing the name.

Beef up on your Hebrew next time, doofus…

And from that Sky News blog – its headline says: Forged Passports: Is It Catching On?

Such naivety from a seasoned journalist… surely forged documents are as old as the first clay tablet… nay, as a first stone tablet… oh well…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

03/03/2010

Hell freezes over: UN notices Egypt is shooting Sudanese refugees

Filed under: United Nations, World — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 1:00 pm

The UN High Commissioner for Human Rights actually came down on Egypt for shooting unarmed migrants by the dozens over the past few years. And the release didn’t mention Israel once! Hell, even the AFP article doesn’t mention Israel.

High Commissioner for Human Rights Navi Pillay underscored the need for an urgent independent inquiry into the killings of some 60 people – and the wounding and disappearance of dozens more – on the Egyptian side of its Sinai border with Israel since summer 2007, when the two countries agreed to bolster border controls.

“While migrants often lose their lives accidentally while traveling in over-crowded boats, or trying to cross remote land borders, I know of no other country where so many unarmed migrants and asylum-seekers appear to have been deliberately killed in this way by Government forces,” she said.

“It is a deplorable state of affairs, and the sheer number of victims suggests that at least some Egyptian security officials have been operating a shoot-to-kill policy. It is unlikely that so many killings would occur otherwise. Sixty killings can hardly be an accident.”

The tally is nine killed so far this year. I would point out that the year is only two months old. I would also point out that it is highly unlikely that Egypt either stops the killings, or launches an independent investigation into them. Or that the UN does anything beyond having Navi Pillay send out a press release on the issue. I would also point out that I will be very glad if I have to eat these words. But I doubt I will.

01/28/2010

Thursday pre-snow snarks

Filed under: Hamas, Iran, Israel, World, palestinian politics — Tags: , , — Meryl Yourish @ 9:00 am

Will it snow? Won’t it snow? I don’t know. They say so. (Let it snow. I have a Jeep, and I’m here to drive it.)

Europeans are big fat liars: So, they say they’re cutting trade with Iran, and yet, Germany, France, and Italy are going gangbusters with the regime that just hanged two protesters. Also Spain, Italy, Holland and Belgium. Say, how many of those countries are criticizing Israel over Gaza? What’s that you say? All of them? Big fat hypocrites. (Yeah, like we didn’t know that already.)

Palestinian rejectionism: It’s the new “moderate”: Mahmoud Abbas is in Russia stonewalling about peace talks. Nothing new, except for the mention of the 1947 partition plan. Oh, wait. That’s not new, either. He’s done that before. Never mind. Wait, this is new: Someone mentioned Abu Dis as the capital of Palestine? Hey. Works for me.

I know you are, but what am I? Khalid Mashaal, the man who sleeps in a different bed every night in Syria for fear of assassination by the Mossad, is mocking Israel for being unable to take Gilad Shalit out from under wherever Hamas is guarding him. And, um, yeah—like the Israelis don’t know that they’d get him back in tiny pieces if they raided the place. Weak? I think the word you’re looking for is “smart.” Say, have fun moving around from safe house to safe house, dude. (I love snark. Snark is my bestest friend. Okay, really, it’s not, but my friends are generally snarky.)

01/18/2010

The evening political snarks

Filed under: Politics, The One, United Nations, World — Meryl Yourish @ 7:42 pm

Obama: The Musical. Yes, really. In Germany, but the songs are in English. And judging by the excerpts, it, uh, sucks. Sure, I may be a bit biased, but really—these are not songs that will leave you humming as you leave the theater.

The media: Dogpile on Obama, dogpile on Obama! Looks like the media are starting to notice that the narrative is changing, and the second American revolution is well on its way to maturity. Tapper, of course, is the most even-handed journalist in the world today. (Exaggerate? Moi? Surely you jest.) Money quote: “In Massachusetts, even after a rough couple weeks the Democrat should be ahead.”

UN peacekeepers run away from Haitians: Okay, so the UN had enough peacekeepers to evacuate the medical staff from a hospital in Haiti, but they didn’t have enough to safeguard them? That gives me so much confidence in the UN, I’d love to see them utilized in the Palestinian territories. (Yes, that was sarcasm.) So what happened? All the doctors and nurses left, leaving Sanjay Gupta, the medical correspondent for CNN, to train his CNN crew in lifesaving techniques. All the patients survived the night, no thanks to the Belgians, the Canadians (left earlier), and the UN. Say, guess which country is the only nation to have sent a desperately-needed, fully-equipped field hospital to Haiti? Here’s a hint: It’s not a member of the OIC. (Yeah, it’s Israel.) Update: Sol has lots more about the Israeli hospital, including news of a new baby named Israel.

Scottie the Hottie has a good shottie: The polls are looking good for Scott Brown in Massachusetts. However, I will not be staying up late if this is a nail-biter. Hey, Sissy, best of luck! If I could vote in Massachusetts, I would.

01/15/2010

There’s a kind of snark all over the world

Filed under: Terrorism, The One, World — Meryl Yourish @ 9:30 am

Because Haiti doesn’t have enough disasters already: Jean-Bertrand Aristide, the exiled former president(for life) of Haiti, says he can’t wait to get back to Haiti and rebuild the country. Sure. Because he did such a great job while he was president. I’m on the “France should step up and give Haiti back the money it stole from them in the 19th century” side. I knew French colonialism was appalling, but not that France made the victorious former slaves pay a ransom to France to end the worldwide economic boycott that was strangling them. And they blame Israel for the plight of the Palestinians today? Hypocrisy, thy name is France.

Scott Brown up by 15? Holy crap. Pajamas Media commissioned a poll, and it’s not looking good for Martha Coakley in “the Kennedy seat.” You know, our Founders have to be rolling in their graves at the idea of inherited senate seats (are you listening, Joe Biden?). Byron York says the Dems are expecting her to lose. Think about that: Massachusetts is going to vote for a Republican candidate for Senate. Best line I’ve seen so far regarding the Coakley attack machine: “Hey, did you know that Scott Brown actually owns a time-share? Bastard.” (Allahpundit, of course.)

Oh, this won’t affect the daily operations of our capital at all: The Obama administration is thinking of trying al Qaeda terrorists in Washington. Because that’s just what DC traffic needs, more streets shut down. And gee, we can sure afford a few hundred million more in security costs, because it’s not like we have a trillion-dollar deficit or anything like that. Say it with me, folks: Morons.

They couldn’t use the telephone? A source is telling Ynet that the attack on the Israeli embassy convoy was a message to Jordan. You know, like a horse head in their bed. Who was the message from? Hamas, Hezbollah, al Qaeda… so many terrorists to choose. Exit comment: Something about this AP description amuses me: “The explosion ripped through the right side of a curvy road cutting through hilly villages.” Probably the fact that I think it’s a pretty juvenile description.

01/14/2010

Briefs

Filed under: Israel, Religion, World — Meryl Yourish @ 9:54 am

The internet turns women into psychos! Yes, really. I read it on the internet, so it has to be true.

Can we tell Turkey to eff off now? So Danny Ayalon apologizes to the Turkish ambassador, and that should be an end to it. Except the Turks are still pissed, and won’t forgive Israel. Gee, big surprise. And may I say, the “honor/shame” culture is about the most childish culture I can think of, next to tribalism. Say, what countries are the most tribal and practice honor/shame? What’s that you say? The ones responsible for nearly all of the world’s terrorism? No!

Remote-controlled bombs are now “Zionist style”: Who knew? The fact that the remote-controlled vehicle bomb is a favorite weapon of terrorists all over the world—including Iranian terrorists—doesn’t seem to sink in when you’re a demagogue, as is Mad Mahmoud.

Dogpile on the Israelis: And now, the Catholic bishops add their two cents to Israel’s treatment of the Palestinians. No word from them on Muslim treatment of Israeli Christians. Update: Oops, my mistake. They’re blaming the plight of Israel’s Christians on Israel. But of course.

01/13/2010

Pat Robertson is an idiot

Filed under: Religion, World — Meryl Yourish @ 4:30 pm

Really.

Televangelist Pat Robertson said today during a broadcast on his Christian Broadcasting Network that quake-ravaged Haiti made a “pact to the devil.”

“And so the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal,’” Robertson said. “And they kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free.

“But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other, desperately poor.”

I have loathed this man since before he became a born-again Israel supporter. I watched his broadcasts when I was young, and he quite clearly told me I was going to hell because I didn’t believe what he believed.

Yeah, I don’t think so. I’m not the one that’s going to have a tough time after I’ve exited this world.

Those poor Haitians. Here’s a place to send donations.

12/21/2009

Lessons of Auschwitz

Filed under: World — Meryl Yourish @ 12:00 pm

Polish police found the infamous “Work makes free” sign, cut into three pieces and apparently ready to be fenced in the burgeoning market for Nazi memorabilia. The perpetrators were arrested, and seem to be ordinary thieves.

The suspects have not been identified publicly, but Rokita said they were between the ages of 20 and 39 and that their past offenses were “either against property or against health and life,” implying that at least one of them has a record for violent crime.

Four of them are unemployed and one owns a small construction company, he said. He would not give any other details.

Barry Rubin has some thoughts on the significance the sign holds for the world today. Read the entire post. This summary does not do it justice.

Of course, the Germans lost World War Two and their anti-pragmatism hastened that defeat. This, too, is worth keeping in mind. That is a factor to be used in the setting of strategy by democratic states and in the thinking of their people. Assuming they will act in the opposite way will not, however, strengthen that resistance.

Yet the greatest threat to the West of all is the mistaken belief that if we are really polite and avoid giving offense, that if we make concessions or work really hard we will be free of their threat. We have set up our own signs at the entrances to our universities and foreign ministries that are the precise equivalent of Arbeit macht frei.

12/10/2009

The War President’s Peace Prize

Filed under: The One, World — Tags: — Meryl Yourish @ 10:30 am

If you read the text of Barack Obama’s Nobel prize acceptance speech, a 4,000-word text that he apparently wrote much of himself, you can see what our president thinks about using force to defeat fascism. And I have to say, I’m not very relieved by what I read. The basis for international action is international law and international consensus, according to this speech. Obama pays lip service to American unilateral action, but it seems insincere in light of the fact that he spends many more words defining the world’s responsibilities to defeat fascists (note he doesn’t say anything about ending tyranny).

For instance:

To begin with, I believe that all nations – strong and weak alike – must adhere to standards that govern the use of force. I – like any head of state – reserve the right to act unilaterally if necessary to defend my nation. Nevertheless, I am convinced that adhering to standards strengthens those who do, and isolates – and weakens – those who don’t.

The world rallied around America after the 9/11 attacks, and continues to support our efforts in Afghanistan, because of the horror of those senseless attacks and the recognized principle of self-defense. Likewise, the world recognized the need to confront Saddam Hussein when he invaded Kuwait – a consensus that sent a clear message to all about the cost of aggression.

Furthermore, America cannot insist that others follow the rules of the road if we refuse to follow them ourselves. For when we don’t, our action can appear arbitrary, and undercut the legitimacy of future intervention – no matter how justified.

This becomes particularly important when the purpose of military action extends beyond self defense or the defense of one nation against an aggressor. More and more, we all confront difficult questions about how to prevent the slaughter of civilians by their own government, or to stop a civil war whose violence and suffering can engulf an entire region.

That’s obviously a reference to Iraq. Earlier in the speech, he said this:

One of these wars is winding down. The other is a conflict that America did not seek;

It’s yet another stop on the Obama apology tour of the Blame Bush Administration. But it’s just a one-off in the context of the rest of the speech. This is the part that disturbs me:

To begin with, I believe that all nations – strong and weak alike – must adhere to standards that govern the use of force. I – like any head of state – reserve the right to act unilaterally if necessary to defend my nation. Nevertheless, I am convinced that adhering to standards strengthens those who do, and isolates – and weakens – those who don’t.

Is this is a call for a (doubtless) UN-sponsored, legally binding, international set of laws regarding the use of force? Something mor than the Geneva Conventions? This is what the rest of the world wants—a one-size-fits-all law on the use of force that they can then use to isolate, oh, say, Israel, using support documents like the Goldstone report. If this is not what Obama intends, this is how it would be used. Witness:

The concept of a “just war” emerged, suggesting that war is justified only when it meets certain preconditions: if it is waged as a last resort or in self-defense; if the forced used is proportional, and if, whenever possible, civilians are spared from violence.

The concept of “proportionate force” is what the world is using to accuse Israel of war crimes, but it isn’t used in a legal sense. The Goldstone report didn’t use it in a legal sense. It is used, generally, to say that Israel cannot respond to constant rocket fire by invading the area from which the rockets are fired and trying to destroy the rockets and the rocketeers.

But the problem is that in this modern-day world, the enemies are not abiding by the Geneva Conventions. Obama acknowledges it in his speech, but turns immediately away from the subject and starts the non-violence portion of his remarks:

First, in dealing with those nations that break rules and laws, I believe that we must develop alternatives to violence that are tough enough to change behavior – for if we want a lasting peace, then the words of the international community must mean something. Those regimes that break the rules must be held accountable. Sanctions must exact a real price. Intransigence must be met with increased pressure – and such pressure exists only when the world stands together as one.

Yeah, this would sound a lot better if he actually stood by his deadlines and words regarding sanctions on Iran. September was a deadline. So was October. And November. And December. Obama has done nothing but talk, and Iran continues its relentless drive for a nuclear weapon.

One last part about his speech was yet another slap at Israel.

… it should come as no surprise that people fear the loss of what they cherish about their particular identities – their race, their tribe, and perhaps most powerfully their religion. In some places, this fear has led to conflict. At times, it even feels like we are moving backwards. We see it in Middle East, as the conflict between Arabs and Jews seems to harden. We see it in nations that are torn asunder by tribal lines.

He makes the problem with Israel about Arab tribalism, and Jewish religion. He does not call it a conflict between Muslims and Jews, which is not just more truthful, but a better description, as Iranians are not Arabs. He calls it a conflict between Arabs and Jews. When he does mention Islam, it’s all about al Qaeda, not about Hamas, whose charter calls for the supremacy of Islam and the end of Jews and quotes the Koranic section about the trees calling for Muslims to kill the Jews hiding behind them. He doesn’t mention the many references to Muslims refusing to have a Jewish nation in the Muslim “waqf.”

“The Islamic Resistance Movement believes that the land of Palestine is an Islamic Waqf consecrated for future Muslim generations until Judgement Day. It, or any part of it, should not be squandered: it, or any part of it, should not be given up.”

In short, the speech is all Obama: Internationalist, naive, ignorant of any inconvenient facts of the issues discussed, and ultimately, toothless and impotent. There will be no follow-through with sanctions on Iran. The Russians and Chinese have already indicated they won’t be joining, and have instead signed new multi-billion dollar gas and oil deals with Iran. There will be a Lebanese seat on the UN Security Council, thus ensuring a Hezbullah say on anything regarding its Iranian masters. And the world will continue to attack Israel for settlements and turn a blind eye to the nuclear bomb being built by a nation with the power to shut the Straits of Hormuz.

Barack Obama: He’s like Jimmy Carter on steroids, but not in a good way.

11/30/2009

The president who fell to earth

Filed under: Israel, The One, World — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 12:00 pm

The last week seems to have been a week that the articles critical of Barack Obama have really gained a foothold. On top of the blistering (and truly funny) skit about Obama’s trip to China, we have editorials in such mega-fan sites as The New York Times pointing out that Obama is, well, human after all.

Peacemaking takes strategic skill. But we see no sign that President Obama and Mr. Mitchell were thinking more than one move down the board. The president went public with his demand for a full freeze on settlements before securing Israel’s commitment. And he and his aides apparently had no plan for what they would do if Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said no.

Most important, they allowed the controversy to obscure the real goal: nudging Israel and the Palestinians into peace talks. (We don’t know exactly what happened but we are told that Mr. Obama relied more on the judgment of his political advisers — specifically his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel — than of his Mideast specialists.)

The Washington Post editorial board came to this conclusion in July. But suddenly, pundits who were solidly behind Obama are noticing that the emperor is not as fully clothed as they described him to be:

The peace-process bubble burst two months ago at the United Nations, when Obama’s poorly executed attempt to launch final-settlement talks between Israelis and Palestinians collapsed. Arabs who were led by Obama’s rhetoric to believe that the United States would force Israel to make unprecedented unilateral concessions — like a complete end to all construction in Jerusalem — were bitterly disappointed.

But they are not the only victims of post-Cairo letdown. Arab reformers, who for most of this decade have been trying to break down the barriers to social and political modernization in the Middle East, have also begun to conclude that the Obama administration is more likely to harm than to help them.

“All Arab countries are craving change — and many of us believed Obama was a tool for change,” says Aseel al- Awadhi, a Kuwaiti member of parliament. “Now we are losing that hope.”

Fouad Ajami, writing in the Wall Street Journal, sums it up:

Mr. Obama’s election has not drained the swamps of anti-Americanism. That anti-Americanism is endemic to this region, an alibi and a scapegoat for nations, and their rulers, unwilling to break out of the grip of political autocracy and economic failure. It predated the presidency of George W. Bush and rages on during the Obama presidency.

And he backs it up with figures.

It was the norm for American liberalism during the Bush years to brandish the Pew Global Attitudes survey that told of America’s decline in the eyes of foreign nations. Foreigners were saying what the liberals wanted said.

Now those surveys of 2009 bring findings from the world of Islam that confirm that the animus toward America has not been radically changed by the ascendancy of Mr. Obama. In the Palestinian territories, 15% have a favorable view of the U.S. while 82% have an unfavorable view. The Obama speech in Ankara didn’t seem to help in Turkey, where the favorables are 14% and those unreconciled, 69%. In Egypt, a country that’s reaped nearly 40 years of American aid, things stayed roughly the same: 27% have a favorable view of the U.S. while 70% do not. In Pakistan, a place of great consequence for American power, our standing has deteriorated: The unfavorables rose from 63% in 2008 to 68% this year.

Even Chris Matthews is losing the thrill up his leg regarding the president:

Regarding President Obama’s controversial bow to the Emperor of Japan, Matthews asked, “I have never seen a bow that low. . . . God did he have to bow that low?”

It looks like the bloom is off the rose. Certainly, with his approval ratings below fifty percent, Americans have caught on to the fact that they elected the most liberal president in history, something that pundits insisted he wouldn’t be, because he ran on a centrist platform. But the moment he was elected, the man who is one of the most liberal senators in Congress immediately took a sharp left turn. Gee, who could have seen that coming? Oh. Wait. That would be me, and everyone else who voted for his opponents.

I’ll leave you with the SNL skit from last week. Obama has become mock-worthy, and that’s the biggest sign of all that our president is now considered just another politician.

11/06/2009

Boycotting Israeli universities: A self-imposed death sentence

Filed under: Israel Derangement Syndrome, World — Meryl Yourish @ 11:30 am

Norway’s second-largest university is considering boycotting Israeli academics. And if they do, here is what they will be boycotting:

Israeli scientists have identified a substance that can kill cancerous cells without harming healthy ones, paving the way for more effective cancer treatment.

The findings by researchers at Tel Aviv University and Sheba Medical Center, Tel Hashomer, were published in the current issue of the international peer-reviewed journal Breast Cancer Research.

“We actually found the Achilles heel of the cancer cell,” said Prof. Malka Cohen-Armon from Tel Aviv University, who headed the research team. “As soon as you can target cancerous cells without killing healthy ones, you can produce medications that would cause a lot less suffering to the patient. We can even give a much more aggressive treatment without worrying about harming healthy tissues.”

Feel free, Norway, to boycott the possible cure for cancer. Perhaps in turn, Israel will find it hard to ship this medicine to Norway, and to all of the other nations that boycott Israel.

Of course not. Because that’s not what Jews do. That’s what the enemies of Jews do. And I count among the enemies of Jews those nations, companies, and groups that take part in boycotting the Jewish state. It’s not anti-Zionism.

The letter claims that Israeli universities and other institutions of higher education “have played a key role in the policy of oppression” that the signatories claim exists in Israel. It goes on to say that “Israel goes against all the ideals of open universities and academic freedom.”

Really? In Saudi Arabia, men and women are unable to take classes together. In Iran and Egypt, students are arrested and imprisoned for speaking their minds about the current governments. In Israel, Arabs and Israelis work side by side in universities all over the country. It isn’t Israel that goes against the ideals of open universities and academic freedom.

But sure, Norwegians, go ahead—boycott Israeli universities. It’s not like they’re coming up with a cure for cancer or anything like that.

Oh. Wait.

11/03/2009

French hypocrisy on war crimes

Filed under: Gaza, Israeli Double Standard Time, United Nations, World — Tags: — Meryl Yourish @ 9:00 am

The U.K. and France are the latest countries to jump on the bandwagon to force Israel to investigate the accusations in the Goldstone report. Let us review the French reaction to her citizens being attacked in the Ivory Coast a few years back:

The present crisis began on 6 November when the government attack on Bouaké also killed nine French peacekeepers. The French president, Jacques Chirac, ordered the destruction of the Ivorian air force. In Abidjan Gbagbo’s supporters promptly turned on the expatriate French community.

None of this settled anything, but it did clarify the nature of the conflict. This was the first time in 40 years of postcolonial apprenticeship that the lives of French citizens in Africa had been so threatened. Everyone had been happy to watch Africans kill each other, but television images of tearful French evacuees stepping off planes outside Paris were another matter – almost enough to make viewers forget that French forces had killed Ivorian civilians and destroyed a sovereign state’s air force to reassure 15,000 compatriots and to avenge the deaths of nine soldiers.

[...] On 7 November 2004 there were minor skirmishes between Fanci, Ivory Coast’s national armed forces, and French Operation Unicorn soldiers. Although these were of no military significance, it would be unwise to underestimate their symbolic importance. Even before these confrontations, and despite the fact that it was operating under a UN security council mandate, Operation Unicorn was perceived as an occupation force. The disproportionate nature of its response confirmed this, sending a signal not just to Ivory Coast but to other client states in France’s sphere of influence. It is easy for the weight of history to give young soldiers the impression of being stuck in an isolated garrison on the remote tribal fringes of the empire. Although African heads of state – all fervent democrats, of course – sided with France, there was fierce condemnation in French-speaking countries of what had become a bloody colonial adventure.

There were no UN resolutions or worldwide outrage that the French were using disproportionate force on a former colony. There was no call for investigation of the deaths of civilians. There were no charges of war crimes. There was only the expectation that since French citizens were being attacked, France had the right to defend them with all means at her disposal.

Funny, isn’t it, how the French can get away with this, yet Israel cannot defend herself against eight years of missile attacks on her civilian population without raising the anger of the collective world community—including the hypocrites in France?

What time is it? That’s right. Israeli Double Standard Time. But don’t worry, it only occurs on days that end with a “y.”

Update: Found this after I posted. The hypocrisy is even worse.

UN and US back French intervention in Ivory Coast
France has received international backing for its intervention in its former colony, Ivory Coast (Côte d’Ivoire) where a civil war has been raging for five months. The United Nations Security Council passed a resolution that “welcomes the deployment of Ecowas (Economic Community of West African States) forces and French troops” and endorses the peace agreement signed by both the government and rebels in the current civil war.

A UN resolution backing France’s action. Wow. Words just fail.

10/30/2009

Briefly

Filed under: Iran, Israel, Jews, News Briefs, The One, World — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 10:00 am

Obama administration forces Honduras to let anti-Semitic nutjob back in power: So, the guy who said that Mossad agents were poisoning him is going to be back in charge of Honduras in some fashion, forced there by the United States and the OAS overriding Honduras’ Supreme Court decisions and the laws of the nation. Way to go, Obama! Way to work for the rule of law. Oh, wait. It’s the Chicago Way. I keep forgetting.

Awesome: Congressional nitwit puts private ethics investigation data on public website. You have to love the internet age, because people being people, there are still just as many idiots as there were before everything was online. Only now when they make mistakes, we get to see what’s really going on behind the scenes in Congress.

Postcards from the IDF:
Yossi Klein Halevi on Israeli citizens’ receipt of a postcard that details how much time they have to get to the nearest bomb shelter in the event of a missile attack. A sobering read.

No. Ya think? Best headline yet on the Iran cheat-and-retreat strategy: “Iran accused of playing games on nuclear deal.” The Telegraph wins the Keen Grasp of the Obvious award for that one.

But—but—this totally blows away the “European colonialism” argument! Genetic proof that Jews were from the land of Israel, and the man behind the science. (Of course, he’s a Jew.)

10/15/2009

Snarking

Filed under: Iran, Israel, Lebanon, World — Tags: , , — Meryl Yourish @ 10:30 am

Turk to Israel: No, really, we love you, you baby-killing bastards: Yeah, right. The Turkish producer of a film about Palestinians that depicts IDF soldiers murdering young girls for no apparent reason other than they’re Zionist child-killers says that just because the uniform looks like the IDF, and just because it takes place in Gaza, doesn’t mean that the show is about IDF soldiers murdering innocent Palestinian children. He defends his thesis by bringing up Mohammed al-Dura and 300 dead children from the Gaza war. I guess his show must be about Shmisraeli ShmIDF shmoldiers, not Israeli IDF soldiers.

Hezbollah: That was no missile, that was a door! I really want to see their video footage. They’re claiming that the group of Hezbollah terrorists seen loading a long, metallic object onto a truck were carrying a metal door. Uh-huh. I’m also eagerly awaiting UNIFIL’s explanation as to why their men were watching Hezbollah load a “metal door” onto a pickup truck. What? UN peacekeepers ignoring Hezbollah UN Resolution violations? No! You don’t say!

Khameini in a coma? Or dead? I hope it’s true. But if it is, well, Iran ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Revolution? That won’t be the half of it. It might be great news to Israel, depending on who wins the power struggle. We can always dream that client states Syria and Lebanon get left out in the cold.

Those wily Jews: While the Arabs and Muslims in the region continue their important work in improving the many ways you can carry a suicide bomb, Israelis are developing things like a battery that will last thousands of hours in hearing aids and the like. Oh, and the battery will be cheaper and cleaner than those currently on the market. No wonder Israel has more Nobel prizes than the entire Arab world combined.

09/22/2009

Barack Obama’s Great Adventure

Filed under: Israel, The One, United Nations, World — Tags: , , — Meryl Yourish @ 10:30 am

President Obama will be spending most of the day today meeting with world leaders in New York. Even the AP is writing that little will come out of these sessions. But of course, the focus will be on the trilateral talks between Obama, Bibi Netanyahu, and Mahmoud Abbas—who has already said he will not negotiate with Israel without a complete settlement freeze.

No one in the White House, the Israeli government or among Palestinian officials is publicly predicting a breakthrough out of the three-way Mideast meeting that President Barack Obama is hosting here. And yet the session Tuesday is seen as a crucial step for Obama.

Why it’s a crucial step, the AP says:

One reason to have the meeting is the need to get momentum going.

“The U.S. wants to and the U.S. needs to negotiate in public,” said Jon Alterman, a senior fellow in Middle East policy at the Center for Strategic and International Studies and a former State Department official in President George W. Bush’s first term. “There’s a perceived need for the U.S. to visibly be involved in making progress on Arab-Israeli issues.”

Ah. Appearances. Well, Obama is great at appearances. But not so great at getting results. In fact, the world has been essentially stiffing him on everything.

But eight months after his inauguration, all that good will so far has translated into limited tangible policy benefits for Mr. Obama. As much as they may prefer to deal with Mr. Obama instead of his predecessor, George W. Bush, foreign leaders have not gone out of their way to give him what he has sought.

European allies still refuse to send significantly more troops to Afghanistan. The Saudis basically ignored Mr. Obama’s request for concessions to Israel, while Israel rebuffed his demand to stop settlement expansion. North Korea defied him by testing a nuclear weapon. Japan elected a party less friendly to the United States. Cuba has done little to liberalize in response to modest relaxation of sanctions. India and China are resisting a climate change deal. And Russia rejected new sanctions against Iran’s nuclear program even as Mr. Obama heads into talks with Tehran.

But hey, the world likes our president again, and that’s the important thing, right? It’s much better to be popular than accomplished.

As for the trilateral meeting, well, nobody’s expecting anything in Israel, either.

Sources in the PM’s entourage said the meeting between Netanyahu, Abbas and Obama would likely be symbolic in nature, adding that they do not foresee any diplomatic achievements during the General Assembly’s session.

But don’t worry. Jimmy Carter, Stephen Walt, and their anti-Israel followers will all be happy to place the blame squarely on Israel’s shoulders. The fact that Hamas said only yesterday that they will not respect any deal made by Abbas during this summit is irrelevant. Hamas rejectionism isn’t a problem, you see. Only Israeli settlement building.

At least Pee-Wee Herman found his bike at the end of his great adventure. Barack Obama will be coming out of this with nothing.

09/21/2009

Your morning snark

Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Iran, The One, World — Tags: , , , — Meryl Yourish @ 9:00 am

I know you are, but what am I? Ahmadinejad exhibits the grown-up attitude we’ve come to expect from the Holocaust Denier-in-Chief: He flips the bird to the world in response to the worldwide denunciations of his Holocaust-denying speech on Quds Day. (And “quds” is so not the Arabic word for Jerusalem. It is the Arabic name for the city that everyone else in the world calls Jerusalem. I’m so sick of the media using that narrative.) Expect a doozy of a one-two speech from Ahmadinejad and Ghaddafi next week at the UN.

Hypocrites of the world, unite! So, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has called for the end of Israel, called the Holocaust a “myth,” and uttered myriad statements against Israel and Jews, and the world has basically stood back and tut-tutted in ones and twos, maybe in threes. Suddenly, the whole world is down on Mad Mahmoud? The EU issues a condemnation? Russia too? So, where were they last year when he was issuing the most anti-Semitic speech in the history of the United Nations—at the United Nations? I find this sudden anti-Iran bandwagon extremely suspicious. If they think this is the quid pro quo for settlement freeze, I’m thinking Bibi is laughing his ass off.

Peaceful, peace-seeking Palestinians burn down Israelis’ fields: Yeah, they want to live in peaceful coexistence. Just ask The One. Countdown to lefty NGOs saying that this is payback for Israelis cutting down olive trees in 3, 2….

ACORN? That’s a little nut, isn’t it? Obama is on record denying he knows much about ACORN. Huh. Funny, considering he defended them as a lawyer, steered funds to their coffers, and traded donor lists with them. But he has no idea how much federal money they get. Uh-huh. Sure. Right.

09/06/2009

Sunday morning briefs

Filed under: American Scene, Iran, Israel, The One, World — Meryl Yourish @ 8:49 am

If you won’t meet with me, then I don’t want to meet with you! The Swedish foreign minister has canceled his trip to Israel after hearing that Benjamin Netanyahu was about to snub him. It’s good to know that the man entrusted with Sweden’s foreign relations is acting just like a teenage girl. The article says there may be consequences to Israel for this missed meeting. What, you mean like Sweden refusing to condeman an article falsely accusing the IDF of stealing Palestinian organs or something?

World’s tiniest violin orchestra: We’re supposed to feel sorry for someone who is defaulting on a $24 million loan? Excuse me? I don’t give a damn if Annie Liebovitz loses the copyrights to her photos. Anyone too stupid to figure out how to pay bills after reaching adulthood—that doesn’t have the excuse of mental incompetence—deserves whatever happens to them. And that goes double for millionaires.

Oh, look. Another Uzi Mahnaimi piece about Israel to ignore: The Times never gives up on letting this proven liar lie some more. Double bylines notwithstanding, we’re onto you. Now, am I saying that I think the Mossad didn’t have anything to do with hijacking the Russian ship? Nope. Just that anything you read in this piece is suspect, because all of Mahnaimi’s articles are.

Van goes under the bus: Obama’s 9/11 Truther green jobs czar has resigned, issuing a statement late on a Saturday night of a holiday weekend. No, Obama isn’t trying to skip the news cycle on that at all. Why do you ask?

09/04/2009

Friday SNB

Filed under: Israeli Double Standard Time, News Briefs, United Nations, World — Tags: , , — Meryl Yourish @ 10:00 am

Never mind about those 16 deaths per month; war’s over: The outgoing UN peacekeeping head of the Darfur reason says the war’s over, because only 16 people per month are dying, as opposed to 130 per month last year. Two observations: One would think that when nobody’s dying, the war is over. Also, imagine them saying that about the Palestinians—even though fewer Palestinians are dying. Oh, and then there’s the 300,000 dead and millions displaced—but what’s the worst problem facing world peace? That’s right. Israeli settlements.

International pressure rises, but not on Iran: Funny, isn’t it, how the world can’t seem to find a way to pressure Iran into stopping work on its nuclear weapons program, but everyone is jumping on the STOP ISRAELI SETTLEMENTS!1!!1 bandwagon? France. Germany. And, of course, The One. Because it’s far more important to stop Israelis from moving into the eastern side of Jerusalem—the city that Jews built—than it is to stop Iran from getting the bomb.

He was for the settlements before he was against them: Netanyahu is going to approve building additions to the suburbs of Jerusalem (which is another name for “West Bank settlements”) before freezing settlement building. Countdown to outraged Palestinian reaction in one.

The fabled Arab love for their Palestinian brethren: Get out. The UAE is expelling all Palestinians from within their borders, regardless of whether they’ve lived their all of their lives. The Palestinian population of the UAE is about 140,000. And oh yeah—no reason was given. But hey, that Muslim umma? It’s really working for them, isn’t it?

08/25/2009

Palestinian family: We never talked to a Swedish reporter

Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Israel Derangement Syndrome, World — Tags: , , — Meryl Yourish @ 11:00 am

The Jerusalem Post’s crack reporter, Khaled Abu Toameh, interviewed the family of the Palestinian that is the centerpiece of the Aftonbladet story accusing the IDF of harvesting organs from dead Palestinians. And the family says they never said anything about their son missing his organs. In fact, they say, they never even spoke to the reporter.

Jalal said that he and other villagers recall that a Swedish photographer was in the village during the funeral and that he managed to take a number of pictures of the body before the funeral. “That was the only time we saw this photographer,” he recounted.

Ibrahim Ghanem, a relative of Bilal, said that the family never told the Swedish photographer that Israel had stolen organs from the dead man’s body.

So the story is made up from whole cloth. The family admits it. And yet, in true Israel Derangement Syndrome fashion, they’re quite willing to believe the story.

Jalal and other members of the family said that “rumors” about Israel killing Palestinians to steal their organs have been circulating for a long time.

“I can’t tell you if these rumors are true or not,” the brother said. “But in light of the investigative report in the Swedish newspaper, we are demanding an international commission of inquiry into the case.”

Meantime, someone in Sweden invoked their “racial agitation” law and reported the Aftonbladet. Not that they care. Their CYA excuse? They didn’t say “Jews.” They said “Israelis.” And note the quote: Reporting rumors is now “solidarity,” not reporting.

“I think it is a shame that whenever solidarity is shown for the Palestinians and criticism is directed again Israel, someone cries anti-Semitism.”

“One has to have the right to ask questions,” Linderborg replied when asked if she or the newspaper regretted publishing the article.

Nils Funcke, one of Sweden’s leading experts on legislation pertaining to freedom of speech, said he expected the Chancellor of Justice to reject the case.

“The article can hardly be construed as racial agitation. There is no ethnic group targeted; the article focuses on the Israeli army, and Israel is not made up solely of Jews,” Funcke told The Local.

Nothing will come of this. And in spite of Sweden’s Jews insisting that if only Israel hadn’t made such a fuss, this would have passed without notice in much of the world, I’m with Yaacov on this one: The reporter is an antisemite, the paper is antisemitic, and this issue is a modern retelling of the blood libel. Even worse, it’s been proven false, and the paper is publishing more articles with the same lies. But it’s anti-Zionism, not antisemitism. Really.

08/20/2009

Sweden’s double standard on freedom of the press

There is a decided double standard in the Sweden Foreign Ministry when it comes to freedom of the press, particularly in response to running anti-Semitic tropes in a major Swedish daily. Representatives of the Swedish government are standing up for freedom of the Swedish press, even the freedom to publish a blood libel like the one that says IDF soldiers kidnap Palestinians and harvest their organs.

Aftonbladet editor Jan Helin said: “It’s deeply unpleasant and sad to see such a strong propaganda machine using centuries-old anti-Semitic images in an apparent attempt to get an obviously topical issue off the table.

[...] Helin called it an opinion piece raising questions of Israel in the context of a suspected link to Israel in that US case. He denied any suggestion of anti-Semitism from his paper.

Oh, so now it’s an opinion piece. Good tactic. The author has stated that he doesn’t know if the charges are true, but he decided to go with them anyway. And neither he nor his editor think that charges of anti-Semitism are in order. Why, they wonder, are Israelis so touchy? This is just a criticism of the IDF. Right?

Take a look at this image of Der Stürmer. This is the classic blood libel against the Jews, that we drink the blood of Christians and use it in our rituals. (Larger image in my previous post.)

Photo of anti-Semitic Nazi rag with blood libel image

Photo of anti-Semitic Nazi rag with blood libel image

Now, why on earth would we accuse a Swedish newspaper of using anti-Semitic blood libel tropes in its story about the IDF kidnapping Palestinians and stealing their organs?

The Swedish Foreign Ministry is doubling down on the freedom of speech aspect while ignoring the “lying about the IDF” aspect. Witness:

Sweden’s Foreign Ministry on Thursday said a response by the Swedish Embassy in Israel to a report by the Aftonbladet news saying IDF soldiers killed Palestinians in order to harvest their organs does not represent the government’s stance.

The embassy had stated that the report was “appalling”. But the Foreign Ministry’s spokeswoman said, “The embassy in Tel Aviv responded in accordance to Israeli public opinion, however the Swedish government is committed to freedom of the press.”

[...] Another Swedish government spokesperson, Anders Jorle said, “The Foreign Ministry would not have acted in the same way” as the ambassador.

Interesting response. Especially when you consider the Swedish Foreign Ministry’s response to another controversy, this one regarding cartoons about Mohammed.

On February 5, Swedish Minister of Foreign Affairs, Laila Freivalds stated the following in an interview:[24] We support the freedom of speech, that I think is very clear. But at the same time it is important to say that with this freedom comes a certain responsibility, and it could be objectionable to act in a way that insults people.

There was also the Swedish government’s response to a political party in Sweden holding a Mohammed cartoon contest in response to the Mohammed cartoon controversy. One of the cartoons displayed on the website portrayed Mohammed as a dog.

A Swedish foreign ministry spokeswoman told Sweden’s English-language The Local that the diplomat had apologized for any hurt feelings the publication may have caused.

Freivalds shut down the website and later lied about it, which ultimately caused her resignation. But note the difference in tone about the freedom to offend—it’s different when offending Muslims, apparently.

Let us compare and contrast. On the Mohammed-as-dog cartoon:

Swedish Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Anna Björkander told The Local it had been a “misunderstanding” on the part of the Pakistanis to conclude that the government fully shared the views of the Muslim community.

Björkander added, however: “The Chargé d’Affaires said he was sorry if the publication had hurt Muslim feelings.”

On the publication of a false story that the IDF kidnaps Palestinians and steals their organs:

But the Foreign Ministry’s spokeswoman said, “The embassy in Tel Aviv responded in accordance to Israeli public opinion, however the Swedish government is committed to freedom of the press.”

She added that Israel had not issued an official complaint on the report.

Another Swedish government spokesperson, Anders Jorle said, “The Foreign Ministry would not have acted in the same way” as the ambassador.

Barry Rubin wrote a tongue-in-cheek essay that has a solution to all of Israel’s problems: Jews should act like Muslims, and riot and protest violently every offense, real or imagined. The sad thing is: He’s probably right about the results. Just look at the difference between Sweden’s response to this issue. If Sweden were as scared of Jews as they are of Muslims….

08/19/2009

Swedish newspaper channels der Sturmer

Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Media Bias, World — Tags: , , , — Meryl Yourish @ 6:00 am

It’s 2009, but you wouldn’t know it from reading this Swedish newspaper article. It’s like a mixture of urban legend and anti-Semitic blood libel. It’s so awful, you just have to wonder: Are the editors of this newspaper out of their effing minds?

Leading Swedish daily Aftonbladet claimed in one of its articles that IDF soldiers killed Palestinians in order to trade in their organs.

[...] The report mentioned Brooklyn resident Levy Izhak Rosenbaum, who is accused of involvement in the recent human organ-trafficking case that caused a storm in the US and Israel. The report said Palestinians claim youngsters were forced to give up theirs before being executed. This suspicion, the report said, may lead to an international war crimes investigation against Israel.

And who, pray tell, is feeding the author this information?

Guess.

Aftonbladet also said Palestinian youths who were snatched from their villages in the middle of the night were buried after being dismembered. The reporter, Donald Boström, said he was informed of the alleged atrocities by UN employees while he was working on a book in the West Bank.

Those would be the same eyewitnesses that said that Israeli soldiers were bulldozing hundreds of bodies in Jenin. Yes, the ever-reliable Palestinian eyewitnesses—there’s no stopping their imaginations, in any case. As to their truthfulness, well—it’s been proven to be extremely limited.

Put this one in the same category as Palestinians who insist that Yasser Arafat was killed by Israeli death rays, Israel is giving Palestinians gum that increases their libido, and, of course, the Suha Arafat claim that Israel is poisoning Palestinian children. There is nothing, it seems, that people won’t blame on Israel. But that’s not much of a surprise. They blamed Jews for poisoning wells, too.

You would think that in this day and age, lies like this would not be published. But then you would be vastly underestimating the widespread insanity that I like to call Israel Derangement Syndrome. If Israel didn’t exist, they’d still be blaming us Jews in pretty much the same way—we just would be blamed for doing it to Swedes instead of Palestinians.

I would like nothing more than to wake up and find that this article was one big hoax. I suspect that won’t happen.

08/18/2009

Tuesday Snark News Briefs

Filed under: Israel, Pop Culture, Television, Terrorism, The One, World — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 11:00 am

Britain’s FM: Hey, terrorism can be useful sometimes! He was talking about South Africa, not the U.K., so it must be okay, right? (And of course, he probably doesn’t shed a tear for any Jews killed in terrorist attacks. What do you expect from a guy who’s father was a Marxist?

Netanyahu caves: There is a freeze on all new settlement construction. Oh, and the reason he’s freezing construction? He’s hoping to get Europe and America to recognize Israeli sovereignty over Jerusalem. Because they’ve all indicated that that’s what they want to see happen, right? Epic fail, Bibi. Epic fail.

Time for the latest round of Iranian running out the clock: Iran says it’s ready for nuclear negotiations without preconditions. I think this makes the tenth or eleventh time they’ve said they’d talk about their nukes with the west. But this time, they really mean it. Honest. You betcha! (And watch the Obama spin machine on this one. It should be a laff-riot.)

Death at Disney World! Here’s news you almost never see: Three workers have died at Disney World so far this year. Wow, the Disney PR flacks have really dwindled in talent. Oh, wait—three people died at Disney world so far this year? And this is the first you’re hearing about it? I stand corrected. (Actually, I read about the monorail crash. But I really have no desire to visit Disney World ever again. Crowds. Ugh.)

But the stimulus is working! Eric Cantor sponsored a job fair in my neck of the woods yesterday. The Times-Dispatch says more than 2,000 people showed. Cantor’s office says it was 3,200. I’m not at all surprised. We lost Circuit City, had massive layoffs at places like Capital One and Genworth, and are also affected by the overall dreadful economy.

Dancing with the exterminator:
Ew. Tom Delay is going to be on “Dancing with the Stars.” Mind you, I’ve never really cared for the show, watched it for, at best, a minute at a time, and don’t care at all about the show. But ew—Tom Delay? Tom “the Exterminator” Delay? Now that’s reaching. And a little bit gross. (I don’t care how far to the center I move, I will always loathe Tom Delay.)

08/11/2009

Israeli sues the EU for damages from Hamas rockets

Filed under: Hamas, Israel, World — Tags: , , — Meryl Yourish @ 9:00 am

It’s just perfect.

Israeli and Belgian lawyers acting for Eyal Katorza, who is also a French citizen, are preparing a legal case demanding that the EU does more to protect the 300,000 Europeans living in Israel.

Legal documents, seen by The Daily Telegraph, have accused the EU of indirectly funding Palestinian terrorism because of a failure to “prevent the misuse of European funds by non-profit organisations which use these funds to finance terrorism”.

Really, you just can’t get much more shadenfreude out of an issue. Israelis are turning around and doing the same thing to the EU that the Palestinians have done to them. Except there seems to be an actual basis in law for this suit.

Mr Katorza has demanded EU “reparations for lost job income, reparations for physical and psychological damages, reparations for property damages, monies for reinforced buildings against missiles or any other military projectiles”.

The dual French-Israeli citizen, from Sderot in Israel’s Negev region, has lost his job and family business because of Qassam rocket attacks launched from the Gaza strip by Hamas.

His lawyers have cited clauses in the EU Treaties that offer protection to Europeans even while they are living abroad.

Even better, they’re looking to make it a class-action suit. Next up: Someone should sue UNRWA and the UN.

08/06/2009

Welcome to World Hypocrisy 101

Filed under: Israeli Double Standard Time, The One, United Nations, World — Meryl Yourish @ 11:00 am

Say, folks. Let’s take a look at the ongoing peace talks between two sides of a country that’s been occupied for 35 years.

“We haven’t set a timeline,” Alexander Downer, the top U.N. official on the war-divided island, said in an interview with the AP.

“If you become a slave to a date, you may find that you don’t have a high quality agreement and then you’ll just have to start all over again sometime in the future.”

Really? You mean to say that there’s no pressure on Turkey and Greece to settle their differences over Cyprus and come to terms?

Downer said the two leaders should not worry about the “ebbs and flows of opinion every day” and keep talking.

“They don’t need to convince the public every day of the week,” he said. “You want it all put together in a week at the end of 40 or 50 years? … People who think that don’t know the Cyprus problem.”

Thought experiment time! Let’s substitute “Israel-Palestinian problem” for “Cyprus problem” and see what we come up with.

U.S. President Barack Obama has given himself a two-year deadline to reach a breakthrough on a two-state solution for Israel and the Palestinians, The Sunday Times reported.

Uh-huh. World Hypocrisy, 101. Of course, if you’re expecting Obama to weigh in on Cyprus, you’ll be waiting a long time. Nobody outside Turkey, Greece, and Cyprus give a damn about it.

08/05/2009

Wednesday SNB

Filed under: Iran, Israeli Double Standard Time, Syria, Television, The One, World — Tags: , , , , — Meryl Yourish @ 11:00 am

Human rights, shmuman rights: The U.K. is perfectly fine with backing an economic pact between Syria and the EU in spite of its “concerns” about Syria’s human rights violations. Because after all, the almighty Euro is more important than the lack of freedom, right? Mind you, America is right down there with the coddling of nations that are serial human rights abusers. It’s called “realpolitik,” right? School of realists? The Walt and Mearsheimers of the world? Yeah, that is some great school. It gives us cases like North Korea, Iraq, and Iran, to name only three of the world’s worst human-rights abusers. (Iraq under Saddam, not sure what it’s like anymore.) Of course, the fact that the U.K. stopped selling military parts to Israel on the pretense that too many civilians were killed does not mean in the least that the U.K. is hypocritical, or heaven forbid, anti-Israel. Nope. Not at all. You see, they really do care about human rights. But only if they can’t blame the problems on Jews.

If an army has to be there for your swearing-in, are you really the “elected leader”? Robert Gibbs said yesterday that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the “elected leader” of Iran, in spite of the fact that he had to have 5,000 security forces at his swearing-in ceremony, the opposition boycotted it, and his mentor, the Ayatollah Khameini, didn’t give him the victory kiss of congratulations the other day. Sucks to be you, Mad Mahmoud. (As for that “Smartest administration EVAH” thing—I’m thinking not.)

Billy Jeff goes to North Korea: President Clinton came through with the goods and got two American journalists out of the hell that is North Korea. As I am simply glad that he got them back, there is not much to snark about. Oh, of course there is. The North Koreans rejected the Obama administration’s first choice for mediator: Al Gore. Do you think it was the gasbag effect, or the Gore Effect? The good news is that Clinton didn’t do to Obama what Jimmy Carter did to him, and go off the reservation. We’re still paying for that trip.

News I really don’t care about: Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol. The fact is I have watched, perhaps, a total of ten minutes of the show since it first aired. The only “reality show” I’m finding myself at all interested in watching is Wipeout, because you get to go “Oooh!” “OW!” “That had to hurt!” and “No way are you going to make it!” at the TV when you watch it. Plus, it’s fun to watch people get knocked into the water over and over again. I can’t explain why. But it really is.

08/03/2009

The Nanny State: Alive and well in the U.K.

Filed under: American Scene, World — Meryl Yourish @ 9:00 am

What if, instead of taking children out of the homes of lousy parents (drug addicts, alcoholics, abusers), there was a way you could monitor the family 24/7 and try to influence their behavior that way? Do you think that American family services programs would ever try this?

Well, the U.K. already has.

The Children’s Secretary set out £400million plans to put 20,000 problem families under 24-hour CCTV super-vision in their own homes.

They will be monitored to ensure that children attend school, go to bed on time and eat proper meals.

Private security guards will also be sent round to carry out home checks, while parents will be given help to combat drug and alcohol addiction.

Around 2,000 families have gone through these Family Intervention Projects so far.

George Orwell was so right when he set 1984 in the U.K. Europeans have never had a tradition of individual liberties in the way Americans understand them. The state comes first. It’s the heritage of nations that aged in the tradition of monarchy and the powers of the king, which evolved into the power of the state to interfere in your lives. Which gives us this example of the Nanny State at its worst—trying to influence human behavior by force.

But Shadow Home Secretary Chris Grayling said: “This is all much too little, much too late.

“This Government has been in power for more than a decade during which time anti-social behaviour, family breakdown and problems like alcohol abuse and truancy have just got worse and worse.”

He is bemoaning the fact that the British government has allowed people to be free. No, I don’t approve of bad parenting, and yes, I sure wish that alcoholics and drug addicts didn’t have children. But in America, the best way to fix that is to take the children out of the bad environment instead of leaving them there with their drug-addicted or alcholic parents. In the U.K., apparently, they intend to force a change in human nature. Yeah, good luck with that.

And here’s the punchline of the entire story: Grayling is a member of the Conservative Party—the so-called conservatives in the U.K., thus proving that you can call yourself a conservative, and actually be nothing of the sort. He’s complaining that the Labor Party has not interfered enough into the lives of Britain’s citizens over the past decade. The program itself is being expanded by the current ruling party.

But we’re not done yet. The government will be sending parents contracts specifying parents’ duties while theire children are enrolled in school.

I think all of us have said, at one point or another, “The government should license people to have children!” The fact that it doesn’t gives us women like the Octomom, who obviously should never have had a single child, let alone fourteen. But the flip side of a free society that allows freaks like the Octomom to thrive is a society in which every mistake you make as a parent is monitored, recorded, and judged—by bureaucrats. I don’t think I’ll ever wish for parent licenses again.

The only bright spot about this story is the comments by British citizens who are decrying this invasion into the lives of their countrymen. But so far, the citizens of the U.K. have done little more than complain. I think, however, a storm is coming. You can only push people so far before they push back.

The really frightening thing about this story is that I’m sure we can find some members of Congress who would love to initiate a program like that here.

(Via Rantburg.)

07/31/2009

The blood chilling affinity or songs that change color

Filed under: World — SnoopyTheGoon @ 8:00 am

There is nothing more painful for an indoctrinated old-style communist than this subject. Indeed, such communist will vastly prefer that you stick a fork in his/her eye…

It is a long post, so for the impatient here comes a clip that will give you a brief overview of the subject: the unthinkable (for some folks, mentioned above) affinity between Nazi and Soviet songs of the 1920-1940 period. The clip voice-over is German, but it is not necessary to listen to the words – it is mandatory, however, to listen to the melodies and watch… enjoy.

Vladimir Frumkin, who appears in the clip speaking Russian, is a musicologist and radio journalist, ex-Soviet citizen who touched a raw nerve in two countries by his research into common roots of several Soviet and Nazi songs, most popular during the period and, it should be mentioned, way beyond the period. Unfortunately, his groundbreaking work wasn’t translated into English – at least not to the best of my knowledge. So, excerpts* from the linked article, translated (poorly) by me and Google, follow. But even if you don’t read Russian, it will be worth your while to browse through the illustrations in the original article that show the same affinity of Nazi and Soviet visual art.
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07/23/2009

Mustaf Jama – when a niqab doesn’t help

Filed under: Religion, World — SnoopyTheGoon @ 8:00 am

Apparently there still are some cases when the approved dressing code for a Muslim woman doesn’t help. Not it the long run, at least.

A gangster who fled to his native Somalia, after taking part in a bungled robbery in Bradford in which Pc Sharon Beshenivsky was shot dead, was jailed for life today.

Here is a mug shot of the vermin:


He went into hiding in Somaliland but was brought back to the UK to face justice in 2007 after an undercover operation to smuggle him out of Africa.

Good job and kudos to whoever did it. But back to the niqab: the article linked above doesn’t mention the story of Jama’s escape.

Jama was able to sneak on to an international flight at Heathrow dressed in a niqab despite extensive publicity about this murder. His photograph had been circulated to every police force, port and airport in the country. Had he been asked to reveal his face he would have been detected in a moment.

Well, I hope that the British prison will be able to wipe the smile from his face now.

And he could continue wearing the niqab in the prison – could be a good idea…

Cross-posted at SimplyJews

07/15/2009

Wednesday Snark News Briefs

Filed under: Israel, News Briefs, Religion, The One, World, palestinian politics — Tags: — Meryl Yourish @ 8:00 am

Cognitive dissonance: A KKKer hides from the law in Israel? Okay, on a scale of one to ten, the weirdness factor here is seven hundred. I mean, really—a kluxer on the run from the law goes and hides in Israel. Because, see, it’s not like Israel would notice a neo-Nazi hanging around, right? Wrong. But it gets weirder. He has an Israeli girlfriend. And he loves Israelis. Cue Twilight Zone theme. Although it could just be an excuse:

“When I asked him what he was doing in Israel he said he had met the most amazing people he’d ever seen in his life here,” the official recounted.

[...] One source said his story was dubious as the girlfriend had not appealed to the authorities in order to legalize his stay in Israel due to the pregnancy.

Uh-huh. Push the weirdness meter up to eight. Hundred.

Pay no attention to that explosion in Southern Lebanon: Why, yes, Hezbullah is violating UNSCR 1701. Why, no, there will be no outcry from human rights organizations. Arms cache blew up? So what? They can’t blame Israel for it, so nobody cares.

Well, they weren’t very good then, were they? Two French security advisers, in Somalia to train Somali forces, were captured. No word whether their equipment included white flags or not.

This week’s Keen Grasp of the Obvious Award goes to: Tony Blair, for noticing that the world is unfair to Israel. Next week, Blair’s going to figure out it’s because Israel is full of Jews.

Keen Grasp of the Obvious Runner-up Award goes to: The One. Obama hints Iranian elections limit chances for dialogue. Gee. Ya think? Really? No. I don’t believe it!

Palestinians to Leonard Cohen: You’re too Jewish to peform in “Palestine.” Okay, so really, they wanted him to boycott Israel and refuse to play in Tel Aviv, which is, uh, why he’s coming to Israel. So he refused. Because he’s an observant Jew. So rather than take what they could get, they told him to get lost. I’m guessing they never listened to his music.

We can. (I really like the Rufus Wainwright version, too.)

And for purists: The original Cohen.

Can you tell I really like this song?

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