Ew, Jew cooties! Algerians are rounding up the evil made-in-Israel clothing that they’re finding mixed in with the presumably non-kosher clothing. But worry not, the Algerian inspectors are on the case:

A source told the newspaper “we cannot rule out the possibility that an international ring smuggled the Israeli clothes into the country and that its operatives are being assisted by Algerian vendors based in several districts.”

Gasp! No! An international Israeli clothes smuggling ring! It’s the end of civilization as we know it! Damn those horrible Israelis, wanting to clothe people for profit! Damn them all!

Nu? Two Jews won the World Talking Championship? Two Israeli men won the World Universities Debating Championship. Really, talkative Jews? I had no idea that my people talked so much. None whatsoever. Not at all. Jews? Talky? Oh, come on. Shirley you jest.

Our drone’s better than your drone: If Israel’s drone is so sucky, then howcome Turkey didn’t shoot it down, even though they said they almost shot it down (and I almost one $200 million in the lottery the other week, too). Really? They called up two F-16 jets and couldn’t find it and shoot it down? Ya think maybe they’re–I don’t know–lying? Yeah, me too. Their drone is so much better than Israel’s that it manages to identify fuel smugglers as terrorists and murder dozens of them. But don’t worry, they’re going to pay compensation to the families.

Don’t worry, CAIR (and the NY justice system) is still going to call these hate crimes: The guy who threw molotov cocktails at various Hindu and Islamic buildings in New York is a nutjob who swore he’d get even because the proprietor of the store stopped him from stealing, and the other places wouldn’t let him use their bathrooms. Yeah, that sounds like a Muslim-hating freak to me.

Two! Two! Two nutjobs for the price of one: So that scumbag that was lighting cars on fire in Los Angeles? He did it because his scumbag mother was about to be deported back to Germany for being a thief. He hates America, you see, for having the nerve not to want to keep a thief, who has 19 fraud counts against her in Germany, from becoming an American citizen. Well, now he’s going to spend many years as an American resident in jail before being kicked back to Germany. Like mother, like son.

Oh, there was a primary or something yesterday? Wake me when it’s over. Especially since I have no influence over any but the Virginia primaries.

Another fake prisoner exchange: One down, one underway, and one to go. And oh, yeah–the Egyptians are getting an F-16 fighter jet as part of the deal. Nice work, Obama! No way that won’t come back to bite Israel in the ass.

Ew, Jew Cooties! Another Iranian refused to compete with an Israeli. At a chess meet. Geez. It’s actually sad for the Iranians. They all want to compete, but their government won’t let them.

What made Erdogan change his mind about aid from Israel: Ohhhh. They’re Kurds. No wonder he didn’t give a crap. Why the change now? Three letters: PKK.

Richard Epstein explains economics to some old dude at PBS: Watch the interview. And while you’re doing that, watch the interviewer. Hostile much?

Yeah, tell it to the Czar: Israel is complaining to Russia about the Russian-made, Iranian-bought, Syrian-smuggled Kornet anti-tank missile used against an Israeli school bus last week. Think Russia gives a shit? I don’t.

Feel-good reads for you: Read this. And this. And this. Mind you, they’re not warm-fuzzy feel good op-eds. But they’re good to read.

Seriously? Gee, I can’t imagine why: The UN sent an investigator to Quantico to try to determine if Bradley Manning is being tortured by the U.S. Marines. He was denied access to Manning. See title.

Shyeah, like that’s gonna work: The Red Cross wants Hamas to show proof Gilad Shalit is still alive. See title.

Iran says it’s going to boycott the London Olympics because the symbol looks like it spells the word “Zion.”

Judge for yourself, and laugh. And laugh. And laugh.

In a formal complaint to the International Olympic Committee, Tehran has called for the graphic to be replaced and its designers “confronted”, warning that Iranian athletes might otherwise be ordered to stay away from the London Games.

According to the state-backed Iranian Students News Agency, which is frequently used to convey official pronouncements, the letter says: “As internet documents have proved, using the word Zion in the logo of the 2012 Olympic Games is a disgracing action and against the Olympics’ valuable mottos.

Yes, us wily Jews. We live in your minds, rent-free … all the time.

Update: Instalink! Thanks, Glenn!

An international summit of Mediterranean leaders has been canceled for the third time because Arab states threatened to boycott if Israel was invited.

I wonder how there’s ever going to be peace.

So many in the media, along with diplomats and politicians fall all over themselves to criticize or condemn Israel for building in its own capital and yet not a single one seems concerned by this infantile hatred of the Jewish state.

Is there a single world leader willing to speak up and say to the Arab/Muslim world, “I know that you’re concerned about the Palestinians, but when you treat Israel as a pariah because Israel hasn’t made peace with the Palestinians, you demonstrate that the issue isn’t fundamentally about Israel failures on any level. Given that you treat your own citizens worse than Israel treats Palestinians – to whom they’ve granted, despte many risks that were realized, more freedom that you grant your own citizens – your outrage is misplaced.

The only reason you avoid Israel is hatred, not justified outrage. In 21st century diplomacy there is no room for such juvenile behavior.”

No one will.

Presumably many Arab states are concerned with Iran and yet won’t even participate in a meeting that could help shore up opposition to Iran. No, Israel would be there and we’d get cooties. Better, I suppose, to get radiation poisoning than to get cooties.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

“What’s really annoying about the whole thing is that together with us at the border crossing was a group of post-army youngsters with IDF training t-shirts who were so obviously Israeli citizens. They didn’t give them any hard time, while with us they insisted.”

Ew, Jew cooties!

England’s little problem: The most popular name for newborn babies in England and Wales in 2009? Mohammed, in its myriad ways of spelling. Next came Oliver. Now, it’s not really a problem until some of those Mohammeds go into the British jihadi mosques and get radicalized. You know, the mosques that the Brits refuse to do anything about, even after 7/7?

Worst. Excuse. Ever. Islamic Jihad says that the reason the Turkish Mavi Mumbleton activists posed in terrorist uniforms and weapons is because PIJ is trying to keep them alive until they get out of Gaza. They’re protecting them, presumably from the IDF. Even better excuse: PIJ says the photos were just “souvenirs.” You know, like the way you can dress up in Wild West costumes when you visit some American tourist spots? Well, this is just like that. Visit Gaza, dress like a terrorist! Oooooh! Scary! Just in time for Halloween.

Israel’s partners in peace—yeah, right: The Palestinians presented Mahmoud Abbas with a stone model of the state of Palestine. It looks exactly like the State of Israel, but without Israel on it. But the Palestinians are the ones who want peace, not the Israelis. Just ask anyone.

Bashar Assad told Al-Hayat newspaper in an interview published Tuesday that the U.S. “created chaos in every place it entered.”

Smart power!

So, how’s that idea about separating Syria from Iran going, hm? Think you need to send John Kerry back to work harder?

Morons.

French newspaper proves Syria, Iran, and Lebanon are in violation of UNSCR 1701: Think there will be any outrage at this evidence that UN resolutions are being violated? Of course not, because it’s not Israel being accused of violating the resolution. Think UNIFIL will have anything to say about this? Shyeah. Let’s definitely solve the Israel/Palestinian problem by stationing an international force around the borders. What could go wrong with that?

Turkish “peace activists” pose with Islamic Jihad: So, those “peace activists”—the ones that the news media all lament Israel killed on the Mavi Marmaramaramaran? They visited Islamic Jihad while they were in Gaza. Go click the link. They’re posing with Islamic Jihad guns and uniforms. Think this will get any play in the mainstream media? Oh, please, of course that was a rhetorical question.

Ew, Jew Cooties: Israelis have been working secretly with students from the Arab world in a joint medical school program in order to foster better relations with the people of the Arab world. The program has recently come to light, with predictable results: The Arabs are outraged. There is apparently a “Jordanian Anti-Normalization Committee”—this, in the country that has a peace agreement with Israel. But hey, just ask Time Magazine: It’s the Israelis who don’t want peace.

Twice zero is still zero: Hamas says they’re ready to resume talks on Gilad Shalit, but of course, with an ultimatum—they have to start where they broke off. If I recall correctly, they broke off because Israel said NFW are they releasing terrorist masterminds back into anywhere but Gaza, and Hamas insisted they be released into the wild. Yeah, sure, I’m totally expecting these talks to accomplish as much as the current talks with the Palestinians. And remember, twice nothing is still nothing.

Israel’s partners in peace: Boycott Israel. The Palestinians want the OECD to boycott Israel’s debut meeting. Because they totally want peace with Israel. The movement to delegitimize Israel in all world forums continues apace. The good news is, it’s not yet working. Keyword being “yet”.

Don’t let those facts get in the way of my opinion, please: Somehow, I don’t think this news will spread nearly as wide as the original: Netanyahu has ordered a change to the loyalty oath so that all new immigrants, not just non-Jews, will have to swear allegiance to the “Jewish and democratic state” of Israel. The fact that Israel has listened to objections and agreed to change what bothers people will not matter one whit in the discussion of this subject. Refer back to this post to see why.

Brush up on your Aramaic and Greek: Coming to an internet near you: The Dead Sea Scrolls. Of course, this great news could not be delivered by the AP without pointing out that “experts have complained only a small number of scholars were allowed access to the scrolls.” I’m surprised they didn’t also carry that idiotic Palestinian claim that the scrolls are theirs because they were found in the West Bank.

Ew, India cooties: India offered Pakistan $5 million in aid for the devastating floods, but Pakistan was reluctant to accept—until strongly urged to do so by the U.S. and others. Unbelievable. Meantime, of course, Jewish groups are raising money for the victims. Not that the Islamists in Pakistan will care.

And this solves the Hezbollah problem how? The Lebanese Forces party chief (no idea what that title means; armies have political parties in Lebanon? No wonder they’re effed up) suggested that Hezbollah be integrated into the Lebanese army. Of course Hezbollah said NFW, but how would that make Lebanon any less under the Iranian proxy’s control? Any way you look at it, if Lebanon/Hezbollah attacks Israel, Lebanon is going to be in for a world of hurt. My suggestion: Dump the proxy army.

Awesome. Mavi Marmara “activists” are calling the BBC pro-Israel: Say, remember that documentary on the Gaza flotilla that I told you about? The “activists” are going to stage a protest in front of the BBC on Sunday, because—get this—the documentary was pro-Israel. In other words, since it didn’t demonize Israel, it sucked. The truth hurts, children. The truth hurts.

Maizie Williams says Palestinian concert organizers told her not to sing “Rivers of Babylon.” The song’s chorus quotes from the Book of Psalms, referring to the exiled Jewish people’s yearning to return to the land of Israel.

It’s a pretty good song, too.

Of course, the real reason the song was banned is not because there was anything wrong with it. It goes against the Palestinian narrative that there were Jews in Israel thousands of years ago. They want to pretend that isn’t true. There are many news organizations out there who are all too willing to help move along that narrative.