Category Archives: Evil Meryl

A test for reporters

Posted on 12/04/2006 by Meryl Yourish

I just thought of a test for the media who report on Israel. Set up bureaus in Sderot. Staff them. Then report on how harmless the kassam rockets are. Any takers? Reuters? AP? New York Times? Anyone? Anyone?

Posted in Evil Meryl, Israel | 4 Comments

I’ll probably get in trouble for this

Posted on 09/18/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Don’t tell Muslims that Les Miz has the word “crusade” in it Continue reading →

Posted in Evil Meryl, Religion | 2 Comments

Random English major thought

Posted on 08/25/2006 by Meryl Yourish

There is no such word as “irregardless.” It doesn’t matter how many times you use it. It’s still not a word. Or, to put it another way: Irrespective of the frequency of the use of “irregardless,” it is still not … Continue reading →

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New job alert

Posted on 08/14/2006 by Meryl Yourish

I’m starting my new job today, so by the time you read this (I’m scheduling it to run later while writing it during breakfast), I’ll be busy at work. There will be no blogging from work. I have a real … Continue reading →

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Disappearing posts

Posted on 07/27/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Why, yes, there was a very crabby post up earlier today, and it has now disappeared. Evil Meryl posted it, and, well, it wasn’t very interesting, so it’s gone. This one won’t disappear. However, I have a new thing. You … Continue reading →

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If I were truly evil…

Posted on 07/17/2006 by Meryl Yourish

If I were truly evil, I’d put up a post yanking the anti-Semites’ chains. Gee, it must really suck for you guys. I have moderated comments, so when you try to post the kind of filth you get away with … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Evil Meryl | 3 Comments

Mini-Darwin nominees

Posted on 07/05/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Stupid practical joke, even stupider people fall for it Continue reading →

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Long may she wave

Posted on 07/04/2006 by Meryl Yourish

A flag on the Fourth. Continue reading →

Posted in Evil Meryl, Holidays | 1 Comment

If I were the dictator of the world…

Posted on 06/16/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Britney Spears would be the truck stop waitress she was supposed to be.

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If I were the dictator of the world…

Posted on 06/12/2006 by Meryl Yourish

I’d outlaw the World Cup soccer tournament. Just to piss off all those soccer fans out there. No, just kidding. I’d ignore it, just as I do now.

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If I were the dictator of the world…

Posted on 06/11/2006 by Meryl Yourish

Harry Connick, Jr. would never again be allowed to sing. Not. Ever. God, I can’t stand that man. And come to think of it, James Earl Jones won’t be allowed to make any more commercials. I’m tired of that man. … Continue reading →

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If I were the dictator of the world…

Posted on 06/10/2006 by Meryl Yourish

It would be illegal for a man to scratch, touch, or otherwise adjust his crotch in public. There might be an exception for athletes who are adjusting their cups, but television network cameramen and producers would be thrown in jail … Continue reading →

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