The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: EATAPETA
EATAPETA Day 2009
Yes, I’m going to have details for EATAPETA Day 2009. That’s Eat A Tasty Animal For PETA (just to get back at them for all the annoying things they do). I’ve been asked to start a Facebook group. That would … Continue reading
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Boobies?
When all else fails, PETA is using boobies to draw attention to themselves. Burlington, Vt. – This morning, PETA dispatched a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of ice cream icon Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Inc., urging them … Continue reading
Cannibalistic attack on Greyhound bus prompts PETA scumbags
When you think that cheap and revolting propaganda cannot get any cheaper and more revolting, here come PETA puppets – a pitiful result of accidental cross-breeding between STD and Ebola – with a new idea. Read about it here. See … Continue reading
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Happy EATAPETA Day
It’s International Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA Day. Go ahead. I’m having dairy for breafkast, and meat for dinner, which will be in the company of all six members of the G. family. Join us. Well, from wherever you … Continue reading
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March 15th: Eat meat for PEAT PETA
Tomorrow is the sixth annual International Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA (EATAPETA) Day. Tired of their offensive ad campaigns? Well, have a steak on them. Tired of the hypocrisy of an animal rights organization that has a shelter with … Continue reading
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EATAPETA Meat-up
Y’know, I really don’t think I want to drive an hour there and back on Saturday. You guys are going to have to give me a really good reason to come to Fredericksburg. I can celebrate EATAPETA Day here in … Continue reading
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Taking the night off, EATAPETA, etc.
I’m tired. Long drive, long day at work, great dinner (I had veal), pleasant company… you all talk amongst yourselves. Remember that March 15th is International Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA (EATAPETA) Day. Plan your breakfast, lunch, and dinner … Continue reading
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My EATAPETA Meat-up
I’m willing to drive to Fredericksburg on EATAPETA Day, but no further. I’ve been driving to Company in Northern VA a lot lately, or driving to NorVA to meet friends and coworkers on a Saturday night. In fact, if I … Continue reading
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The annual International Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA (IEATAPETA) Day
This post is late this year, but March 15th is still International EATAPETA Day. That’s right, it’s the day when we piss off the hypocrites at PETA who have the highest kill-rate out of any animal shelter in Virginia; who … Continue reading
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PETA kills animals
Looks like PETA’s kill rate is higher than any animal shelter in the country. One caveat: I need to see the original report. The Center for Consumer Freedom is a group with an anti-PETA agenda that gets its money from … Continue reading
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PETA worker fails dognapping 101
A PETA worker is going to be tried for felony theft for stealing a foxhound. She says she was rescuing a stray. Except, well, she took a tracking collar off the dog, and also ignored the fact that the dog’s … Continue reading
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International EATAPETA Day: Dinner
This is your reminder that it’s International Eat A Tasty Animal for PETA Day. Meat and animal products: It’s what’s for dinner.
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Our EATAPETA lunch
Just got back from my lunch with Sarah and the twins. We went to Brock’s, a place we all know and love, and the site of our EATAPETA lunch from three years ago. And we took some pictures. Lunch: What’s … Continue reading
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International EATAPETA Day: Lunch
This is your reminder that it’s International Eat A Tasty Animal for PETA Day. Meat and animal products: It’s what’s for lunch.
International EATAPETA Day: Breakfast
This is your reminder that it’s International Eat A Tasty Animal for PETA Day. Meat and animal products: It’s what’s for breakfast.
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