Your morning State Dept. knee-slapper

Secretary of State John Kerry on the upcoming peace negotations between Israel and the Palestinians:

The parties have agreed here today that all of the final status issues, all of the core issues, and all other issues are all on the table for negotiation. And they are on the table with one simple goal: a view to ending the conflict, ending the claims. Our objective will be to achieve a final status agreement over the course of the next nine months.

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No, wait.

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No, really, I need to make a legitimate comment.

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2 Responses to Your morning State Dept. knee-slapper

  1. Michael Lonie says:

    Really, Meryl, how can you be so pessimistic? Hasen’t the Obama Administration been outstandingly successful in all its other foreign policy actions? Plus, Kerry is so manifestly more competent than any of his predecessors who failed to bring peace to the Middle East (which depends only on Israel’s conflict, and no others) so that his success and Nobel Prize are guaranteed.

    I actually typed all that with a straight face.

  2. Cameron says:

    Poor John. It looks like reality is not finished cluebatting him quite yet.

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