Ew, Jew cooties: Turkey’s foreign minister refused to shake hands with Ehud Barak at a conference in February. Pretty soon Turkish athletes are going to forfeit matches when Israelis are in them. Just wait for it. Oh, and tell us again how it’s Israel that doesn’t want peace.
Cutting off their noses: Palestinian students attacked a British envoy instead of listening to him speak. Hey, good job, guys! That’s the way to get people sympathy for your cause. Scare the shit out of them and threaten them physically. And the U.K. is already in the tank for you, and has been for decades. Really, idiots? Really? (Any bets on how many Hamasniks were among the protestors?)
STOP GOING AGAINST THE NARRATIVE! Palestinans are happy with a new bus line established to get them into Israel faster and with fewer hassles, but the world anti-Israel media (led by the always-inaccurate Ha’aretz) is frothing at the mouth over the “apartheid” bus lines. That aren’t.
Uh-oh: The locusts are in Israel. Crop dusters to the rescue!
Keeping the terrorists terrified: Hamas refused a shipment of missiles because they were afraid the Mossad got to them first and put trackers on them. It’s a win-win either way.