Sunday, briefly

Oh, please. Israel is raaaacist: Chinese Jews feel more at home in Israel than in China, but never forget, Israel is a racist, apartheid state. What’s that? Only Palestinians count when you call Israel racist? Yeah, we knew that. (Now if I could find a Chinese Jewish guy, I’d be in heaven… I’m a goner for that epicanthic fold.)

Liar liar pants on fire: The country that sponsors Hezbollah, Hamas, PIJ, and numerous other terrorists… The country that gave us the Beirut, Khobar Towers, and Argentinian bombings… The country that is constantly talking about wiping Israel from the map says:

“Iran is a civilized nation and doesn’t need to resort to assassination” Ahmadinejad was quoted by the official IRNA news agency as saying Sunday. “Terror belongs to you,”he said, addressing the United States.

It’s a wonder his nose isn’t sixty feet long.

What a surprise: The AP is tying Herman Cain to the Koch brothers. They’re this elections neocons. Sorry, haters… they’re not Jewish. You’re going to have to blame these guys on someone else. (Not that that’s going to stop you from trying.) David Berstein wrote back in August that the fuss over the Kochs is unbelievably hypocritical.

Et tu, WSJ? The AP thinks this is an objective headline:

Thousands join NYC protest against corporate greed

This, mind you, from the organization that calls child-killers like Samir Kuntar “militants.”

Our unbiased media. (You can stop laughing now. No, really, stop. STOP!)

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3 Responses to Sunday, briefly

  1. Alex Bensky says:

    Oh, yes, how evil it is for a rich person to bankroll political causes. Nefarious, even.

    George Soros? Oh, yeah, wasn’t he a utility infielder on the late forties St. Louis Browns?

  2. Stretch says:

    How long have you waited to use the word “epicanthic” in a post?

  3. Stretch, you haven’t been paying attention. You do remember that Daniel Dae Kim was a prominent member of the Lost cast? Yeah, there’s a pretty hot picture of him in my archives somewhere. I’m fairly certain I mentioned my weakness for Asian eyes around that time.

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