Heard this one on the news on the way to NorVA: A brilliant crook got a brilliant idea at the scene of the new Batman movie shooting in Pittsburgh. He figured he’d carjack a vehicle by opening the door and telling the driver to get out of the car and that it was all part of the movie. Except the driver was a plainclothes police officer keeping an eye on the set. Fail.
Yeah, Facebook may not be the best place to taunt police: Some idiot posted on his Facebook page where he was, and then told NYC cops “Catch me if you can.” They could.
Really? Think I’ll wait for a second source: The AP says Israel’s Channel 2 says that Netanyahu is ready to negotiate using the 1949 Armistice Lines—I mean, the 1967 lines—as a starting point. Yeah, I’ll wait until I see the news in more than the AP. Hell, Ha’aretz hasn’t even picked it up yet.
Another day, another kassam: This time, it hit a woman. A Bedouin. Who thinks it was the will of Allah. No, it was the will of her co-religionists in Gaza. Moron. By the way, the AP is not noting the near-daily rocket fire into Israel again. Because it’s not worth mentioning, just as the world is pretty much ignoring the daily slaughter of innocents by Syrian forces. But you just wait for the headlines the next time a Palestinian terrorist buys it.