New Year’s Eve eve brief briefs

(I had fun making up that title.)

It isn’t racism if it’s anti-Semitism: I must have missed this a couple of weeks ago, but once again, proof that Europe isn’t interested in protecting Jews (so why should we believe the EU when they say that they’ll protect Israel?). At least this time, they’re just telling Jews to leave instead of stuffing them into cattle cars and sending them to death camps. And why should Jews leave? Because Dutch Muslims will continue to persecute them and the government won’t protect them. And why won’t the government protect them? Because they’re being stirred up by anti-Israel sentiments and, of course, the false narrative of Evil Israel vs. Pali Pureheart. All Jews are responsible for Israel’s actions, but only terrorists are responsible for Muslim terrorism. Say, kids, what time is it? That’s right, it’s Israeli Double Standard Time! But don’t worry, it only occurs on days that end with a “y.”

Obama foreign policy: Dumb, dumber, dumbest. President Obama has restored diplomatic relations with Syria, in effect, by appointing an ambassador after a six-year absence. Why was there no ambassador? Hm, let’s think. Syria has actively aided Iraqi terrorists against American forces, is allying with Iran, arming Hamas and Hezbollah, and built an illicit nuclear plant to make nuclear weapons. Yep, we should totally reward them by restoring an ambassadorship. Because it’s not like they’re a terrorist state or anything like that. Oh. Wait. To the argument that we can affect Syria more now because we’ll have an ambassador, I respond: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, and they’re also going to stop wearing stupid masks in pictures: Ha’aretz says that PIJ will stop firing rockets into Israel. Meryl says: Seriously? Ha’aretz knows that every one of these “promises” has a shorter expiration date than cotton candy in the rain.

However, he said, the agreement to halt the rocket attacks was only “temporary” and was “linked to the situation on the ground.”

Translation: “Look! A Zionist soldier is glaring at me! Ahmed, launch a rocket!”

It’s the Mad Mahmoudmobile! Let’s buy it! Seriously? Ahmadinejad is putting his 33-year-old Peugot up for auction. Because so many people care about his car? Egotist much? (Oh, if he’d only put it up on eBay. The comments he’d bring.)

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7 Responses to New Year’s Eve eve brief briefs

  1. Sabba Hillel says:

    Ha’aretz knows that every one of these “promises” has a shorter expiration date than cotton candy in the rain

    How about “than a Barack Obama political promise”

  2. I was thinking about that, but even his promises last longer than wet cotton candy. Also, good to see you back. I was starting to worry.

  3. Empress Trudy says:

    Re: Holland

    Europe is essentially a graveyard of the Jews. And as my relatives always say – sleep with a packed suitcase by the door, because you never know and you’re better off leaving before they make you.

  4. soccer dad says:

    President Bush withdrew the ambassador to Damascus after the killing of Rafiq Hariri. So now with the tribunal about to implicate Syria it’s the perfect time to appoint an ambassador, isn’t it?

  5. Think Of England says:

    Does anyone disagree with that Dutch politician? I didn’t read it as him asking Jews to leave rather as commenting on the rampant anti-Semitism among Moroccans in Holland and that nothing is going to change it.

  6. sabbahillel says:

    Also, good to see you back. I was starting to worry.

    I tend to lurk unless I have something specific to say. I do tend to look in on you most days. Soccer Dad mentioned (as we were leaving shul after Shabbat) that he had seen your comment, Otherwise I might have missed it. I often tend to comment and forget to revisit to see other comments.

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