Netanyahu to Turkey: Bite me. NFW will Israel be apologizing to Turkey for killing nine terrorists—sorry, “activists”—who attacked IDF soldiers while they were rapelling down from helicopters and sitting in boats alongside the Marvel of Mumbles. And oh, yeah—there’s also this:
However, the prime minister made it clear that no apology is forthcoming, and added that Israel demands that Ankara annul all legal proceedings and lawsuits against the IDF launched in the wake of the raid on the Gaza-bound Turkish flotilla.
Shorter Bibi: Hey, Erdogan! Bite me.
The awesome power of Zionists strikes again: Now the Mossad-slash-Zionists are responsible for cutting the undersea cables that knocked out Egypt’s internet. Bow to our mighty awesomeness1!111! ZOMG!
Um… what? Julian Assange could possibly get creepier, but I’m not sure how. I mean, I have to tell you, if I was alone with him and there was a sharp, pointed object within reach, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be walking out of the room and I would. Because he is super-creepy. But WTF is this supposed to mean?
Mr Assange regards himself as a victim of radicalism. “Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism,” he said. “I fell into a hornets’ nest of revolutionary feminism.”
Is he seriously comparing radical feminists with the scumbags in Saudi Arabia who demand that grown women get their husband’s or father’s permission to so much as go to the effing mall? Is he trying to say that Swedish feminists are like the Saudi Islamists? Because both comparisons are detestable and loathsome, just like—creepy Julian. (Actually, if he was alone with me and got all creepy, I’d just shoot him. I have guns.)
So does this mean the Garden of Eden was in Israel? Geez, they have to stop confusing me. Just when I’ve pretty much wrapped my brain around Adam and Eve somewhere in what is now Iraq, they go and find a bunch of teeth in Israel that are older than any other human remains on record. Or so they say. It remains to be seen if the remains are human. Betcha five bucks the Palestinians will insist this is proof that Palestinians were there before Israelis.