In a hurry briefs

So how did Lebanon get the technology to find Israeli spy tech again? Oh, that’s right. America gave it to them. And Hizbollah is using it to take out Israeli tech on a recurring basis, thus endangering Israelis (and Americans, because the Arabs have already murdered plenty of us, even before they were Islamists). Thanks, Obama!

Preparing for the next war: While Hezbollah and Hamas are preparing for the last war, the IDF is readying the troops to win the next one.

Thousands of soldiers and hundreds of armored vehicles dealt with simulated antitank missiles, rockets and mortar shells – as well as motorcycle-riding Hezbollah operatives. The deep mud caused by last weekend’s rain storm made the drill even more challenging.

Chipmunk Cheeks Nasrallah could not be reached for comment. He’s still hiding in his secret underground bunker for fear of assassination by the IDF.

Hezbollah—I mean Lebanese civilians—is still going after UNIFIL. Seriously, they should be renamed EUNUCHFIL, because they’re about as ball-less.

The incident took place as the UN Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL ) patrol was conducting a GPS demarcation, the reports say

The Lebanese Armed Forces (LAF) intervened following an alert byUNIFIL general command at the scene of the incident and resolved the situation by taking the patrol’s computer at the request of the villagers.

They let the LAF take their surveying equipment. Wow. They’re going to be so useful when Hezbollah launches the next war. As hostages.

I eagerly await the UN resolution against Hezbollah.

Kidding.

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One Response to In a hurry briefs

  1. Michael Lonie says:

    One of the characters in Plato’s “Republic” defined justice as “helping your friends and hurting your enemies.” Socrates shows how this is not justice, but I’ve always thought it makes excellent sense as foreign policy. Most of the time, it seems, the US manages to get it bassackwards, helping our enemies and hurting our friends. We are doing that to Colombia right now, too.

    Handing military and intel tech to an Arab country dominated by Iran’s Hezbollah poodles, who use it against an Israel friendly to the USA, is a perfect example of such stupidity. Since our intel is dependent on Israel’s for much of its information about Arab countries, and since it is likely that there is no CIA apparat in Lebanon either, or if there is it is also vulnerable to the newly empowered Hezzies’ counterspies, this is an own goal of the grossest sort.

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