Oh, the horrors! Best headline of the day: On Election Day, Democratic Party control in peril. It’s like the AP thinks that Dems are tied up on the railroad tracks by those evil Republicans
Oh, the disappointment: Eric Cantor only called me twice, and the second time, he didn’t even say hello. (Because I didn’t. Works for most robocalls. Say “hi” and see what happens.)
Oh, I feel so much safer now: American intelligence officials told the New York Times they think they’ve found the dry run for the Yemen package bombs, which apparently were not directed directly at Jews, after all—they wanted to blow the flights up in the air. Too bad these brilliant officials didn’t figure it out at the time, and lucky for us, the PETN bomber doesn’t seem to be as good as he thinks he is—yet.
Oh, that Obama outreach is going gangbusters! Hezbullah is planning to take over Lebanon if their members are charged in Hariri’s murder. Watch the world stand by and do nothing.