The mouse that squeaked: Iran launched a research rocket into space that brings them up to the science of the 1960s. Woo-hoo! They’re number… um, let’s see. Russia, America, China, anyone else? And what’s on the rocket? A mouse, two turtles, and worms. Hoo-boy, they’re totally ahead of us now! Worms? No, not worms!
Operation Seashell Bomb ongoing: Another floating bomb landed on an Israeli beach. How long before one lands in Gaza and blows up the civilians who will doubtlessly think the tank on it is perfect for scrap metal sale? Counting down to the blame-Israel headlines….
Israeli Double Standard Time: Egyptians killed another Sudanese refugee trying to get into Israel. Of course, there is no outcry from the same people who shriek to high heaven every time Israel bombs a Gaza smuggling tunnel. Because a Jew didn’t kill the poor man. Money quote:
Police killed at least 19 migrants, mostly unarmed Africans seeking work or asylum in Israel, and injured at least 28 last year.
And yet, the UN is silent about this violation of Sudanese human rights. Why is that?
Sure, go mock Iran. We can’t stop their rockets or short range missiles, let alone any longer range weapons they may launch against us. I guess you find that funny.
I snark, therefore I am. But thanks for the permission to keep mocking Iran. I had run out of my snark permits for the month already.
I hear Irans new space station will be equipped with a hamster wheel and a mini hamster car to go along with the sara and dara bedroom set..SNARK SNARK