Tuesday Snarky Newsy Briefsies

EPA to Americans: Stop breathing, you’re poisoning the planet! Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s “Greenhouse gases,” but it’s still CO2, and the science is not settled, no matter how many times the media and AGW adherents repeat that phrase. I would point you to cancer studies, where first we find out that chocolate helps prevent cancer, then we find out it gives you cancer, then we find out it’s a preventative, and then… well. Science was a lot simple in tenth grade bio class, when we just had to dissect frogs and draw them for grades.

But—but—Israel doesn’t care about America’s interests! Funny, but if that were true, then why is Israel trying to convince India to buy American F-16s instead of Swedish fighter jets? Could it be that Israel is one of America’s strongest allies? Naaaah. The Zionists control the world. There must be an ulterior motive.

Gee, I wonder how that happened? A German government committee on anti-Semitism doesn’t want to work with Holocaust survivors because they’re not “objective” and are too “emotional” about anti-Semitism. Huh. Go figure. The survivors of the German attempt to murder every single Jew in existence might be a bit emotional about Jew hatred. I’m not getting the connection. Oh, and the commission is blaming “lobby groups” for the brouhaha. Whomever could they mean by “lobby” groups?

Well, of course they’ll attack Israel: The UN climate conference in Copenhagen will most likely be indulging in a ritual Israel-bashing before the conference is over. I know, I know, you’re all shocked to hear that a UN-sponsored event will be singling out Israel for attack. Because it’s not like that’s ever happened before. Only on the ones that occur on days that end in “y.”

Ahmatotalwacko: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the crazy president of the land of Mad Mullahs, says he has proof that the U.S. is trying to keep the Madhi from peeking up out of his well. Really, you can’t make this shit up. It astonishes me that anyone takes these people seriously with fruit loops like him and Muammar Gaddafi in charge. And yet, they do. (Psst… dude… I thought you said it was the Jews Zionists trying to destroy Iran.)

Iranian protesters overwhelmed by stories about Copenhagen: Tens of thousands of Iranians are protesting all over the country, facing the police, gas, beatings, and bullets again, and what is the world focused on? Twenty thousand people converging on Copenhagen for the latest act in Global Warming Theatre. Obama is cuddling up with Al Gore, who canceled a huge shindig at the conference for no apparent reason (*cough* *cough* CLIMATEGATE). Yeah, that’s about what you’d expect from him on the Iranian revolution that we should be helping.

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3 Responses to Tuesday Snarky Newsy Briefsies

  1. Soccerdad says:

    Remember the derision directed at the Reagan administration when it declared ketchup to be a vegetable?

    Where’s the derision at declaring CO2 a “greenhouse gas.” As you wrote, are we supposed to stop breathing? (and are we supposed to destroy flora, which live off of CO2?)

  2. rod stanton says:

    If only the President’s name was Sarah!@#$?!

  3. Will says:

    Israel does have an ulterior motive for India buying F-16’s. The two countries do millions of dollars in defense business and they plan on selling F-16 ‘after market’ upgrades to India. If India doesn’t buy the F-16s Israel won’t have a chance to make the sale.

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