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	<title>Comments on: Saturday funnies</title>
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	<description>Cutting straight to the point</description>
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		<title>By: Alex Bensky</title>
		<link>http://www.yourish.com/2009/11/21/9423/comment-page-1#comment-38495</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex Bensky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t speak to Gracie and Tig, Meryl, but I must concede that Ingrid wakes me to push me over to my side of the bed only every week or so.
As to the cow, glad to hear Bessie is OK. This cud have been an udder disaster if they&#039;d experienced problems moo-ving her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t speak to Gracie and Tig, Meryl, but I must concede that Ingrid wakes me to push me over to my side of the bed only every week or so.</p>
<p>As to the cow, glad to hear Bessie is OK. This cud have been an udder disaster if they&#8217;d experienced problems moo-ving her.</p>
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		<title>By: Meryl Yourish</title>
		<link>http://www.yourish.com/2009/11/21/9423/comment-page-1#comment-38492</link>
		<dc:creator>Meryl Yourish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What, stray cats haven&#039;t been outlawed in the U.K. yet? I&#039;m surprised they don&#039;t have a law blaming the cat for being a stray.
Anyway, congrats. Cats are great. Except when they&#039;re walking across your stomach at six in the morning to get to the nighttable because they&#039;re too lazy to jump over you (I&#039;m looking at &lt;em&gt;you&lt;/em&gt;, Gracie). I thought it was Tig, but my sleep-befogged mind finally realized that Tig couldn&#039;t be lying on my feet and walking on my stomach at the same time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What, stray cats haven&#8217;t been outlawed in the U.K. yet? I&#8217;m surprised they don&#8217;t have a law blaming the cat for being a stray.</p>
<p>Anyway, congrats. Cats are great. Except when they&#8217;re walking across your stomach at six in the morning to get to the nighttable because they&#8217;re too lazy to jump over you (I&#8217;m looking at <em>you</em>, Gracie). I thought it was Tig, but my sleep-befogged mind finally realized that Tig couldn&#8217;t be lying on my feet and walking on my stomach at the same time.</p>
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		<title>By: chairwoman</title>
		<link>http://www.yourish.com/2009/11/21/9423/comment-page-1#comment-38491</link>
		<dc:creator>chairwoman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Meryl.  This has nothing to do with your stuff at all, but I just wanted to tell you that last week a beautiful young cat wandered into my conservatory and since then has refused to leave.  He wasn&#039;t microchipped (he is now) and appears not to have been reported missing to any of the local animal shelters and there are no notices up anywhere in our neighbourhood, so, according to English Law, as seven days have passed, he is now mine.
We have called him Otis, he&#039;s under a year old and primarily white with silver-tabby patches.  My last cat died about 5 years ago, and I have missed having one.  I love La Fluffita, my adorable GSD, but she doesn&#039;t fill the cat-shaped space in my heart, as a cat wouldn&#039;t fill a dog-shaped one.  La Fluffita and Otis are taking small respectful steps to friendship.  When all is settled I will poost some photos.
Yesterday was my first Caturday in years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Meryl.  This has nothing to do with your stuff at all, but I just wanted to tell you that last week a beautiful young cat wandered into my conservatory and since then has refused to leave.  He wasn&#8217;t microchipped (he is now) and appears not to have been reported missing to any of the local animal shelters and there are no notices up anywhere in our neighbourhood, so, according to English Law, as seven days have passed, he is now mine.  </p>
<p>We have called him Otis, he&#8217;s under a year old and primarily white with silver-tabby patches.  My last cat died about 5 years ago, and I have missed having one.  I love La Fluffita, my adorable GSD, but she doesn&#8217;t fill the cat-shaped space in my heart, as a cat wouldn&#8217;t fill a dog-shaped one.  La Fluffita and Otis are taking small respectful steps to friendship.  When all is settled I will poost some photos.</p>
<p>Yesterday was my first Caturday in years.</p>
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		<title>By: MikeS</title>
		<link>http://www.yourish.com/2009/11/21/9423/comment-page-1#comment-38488</link>
		<dc:creator>MikeS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, you city person, you! Context is everything. See, the dispatcher&#039;s from &#039;round those parts. And the dispatcher knows:
1) If it&#039;s a small cow, a couple guys from the fire dept. and some rope will do the trick.
2) If it&#039;s a big cow, they&#039;re gonna need to send a truck.
;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, you city person, you! Context is everything. See, the dispatcher&#8217;s from &#8217;round those parts. And the dispatcher knows:</p>
<p>1) If it&#8217;s a small cow, a couple guys from the fire dept. and some rope will do the trick.</p>
<p>2) If it&#8217;s a big cow, they&#8217;re gonna need to send a truck.</p>
<p>;)</p>
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		<title>By: John M.</title>
		<link>http://www.yourish.com/2009/11/21/9423/comment-page-1#comment-38487</link>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It could be a calf.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It could be a calf.</p>
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