Sleep is unfair

You know, it’s bad enough that I’ve been having lousy dreams and nightmares. I think it’s really, really unfair that I had a dream where I was actually speaking French to a Frenchwoman, and she had the nerve to insult my French in the dream.

I mean, sure, that would probably happen in real life, but please—there was more than enough going wrong in that dream that I didn’t have to be insulted about trying to be helpful, too.

Le plume et le papier, my ass.

Stupid Frogs.

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3 Responses to Sleep is unfair

  1. Bob says:

    Could be worse — you could be a Frenchman who dreams of being conquered by Germany.

  2. Pamela says:

    You could have dreamt of Yacko Warner smoking Gauloises cigarettes reciting Frère Jacques in a 50’s black and white film.

  3. Michael Lonie says:

    We can only hope that somewhere there is a Frenchwoman having nightmares about being insulted for her English speech by someone who looks like Meryl.

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