From “the Dauphin“:
[Worf gives Wesley advice on romance from a Klingon perspective]
Wesley Crusher: Are you telling me to go yell at Salia?
Lieutenant Worf: No. Men do not roar. Women roar. They hurl heavy objects. And claw at you.
Wesley Crusher: What does the man do?
Lieutenant Worf: [dreamily] He reads love poetry…
Lieutenant Worf: [back to his serious self] He ducks a lot.
Headline from the New York Times:
To Make Female Hearts Flutter in Iraq, Throw a Shoe
I guess if the shoe doesn’t fit, you can always try the poetry.
Crossposted on Soccer Dad.