Six must die

Tricia Helfer is one of the naive actors posing for PETA.

Alas.

Tricia and the very handsome Mr. Nix appear beside the tagline “If you have to be human, at least be humane,” in an homage to the infamous Cylon character that has helped make Tricia a household name.

An animal lover, Tricia took part in this campaign because she wanted to help spread the word. “I really just thought that this campaign ‘Angels for Animals’ is something that I feel is a good message to get out there, that they are part of the family and you should treat them as part of the family.” So say we all!

The above is an example of how to write a really bad article. Oh, how cutesy—“So say we all.”

Look, I don’t care if she has a Maine Coon cat. The woman is missing a few brain cells if she’s on the PETA bandwagon.

Remember, March 15th, next Sunday, is International Eat A Tasty Animal for PETA Day. Piss PETA off. Eat meat. Or dairy products. Or even tofurkey, if you’re a vegan. It isn’t that we don’t like animals. We do. We don’t like PETA and animal rights “activist” tactics.

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2 Responses to Six must die

  1. annoyinglittletwerp says:

    I was borderline vegetarian(not vegan) for a while.
    I made the leap about a month ago.
    I would rather my food not have been walking around and I won’t eat meat on the 15th-or any other day.
    I lean pretty far right-except when it comes to animals.

  2. annoyinglittletwerp says:

    I should have read the entire post.
    I’m not a vegan-and I eat some fish too.
    I think that’ll annoy Peta.

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