Comments on: I am never cleaning my house again

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:23:33 +0000

[snicker] sounds like the last female visitor I had in my apartment back when I was in the Navy. Moving day for me was about 3 weeks away and I had not, um, “gotten” to the bathrooms yet. She waltzed in the door while I was taking some crap out to the dumpster & asked to use the bathroom. “Sure..1st door on the right down the hall”. Came back inside and she is standing in front of the open doorway, face all scrunched up in the classic “WTF?” look. Turns to me and says “Look, if you are not gonna clean it, at least PLANT something!”

Yep, those Merry Maids are a FINE investment…

By: Meryl Yourish

Meryl Yourish — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:28:06 +0000

Well, I have a bit of a problem with clutter from time to time. But when I’m happy, my house is usually pretty clean.

I’m extremely happy I can afford to hire someone else to clean it.

But the cats are rather miffed that all their playthings have been put away or thrown out.

By: Hugh

Hugh — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:29:43 +0000

I agree. I have a very reliable cleaning woman give my place a going over about once a month. More frequent cleanings are unnecessary, as I have a high tolerance for untidiness.

My philosophy is that untidiness is not the equivalent of dirt. I can keep both bathrooms and the kitchen relatively clean between visits. However, women who visit, tend to roll their eyes as they wind their way through the obstacle course in my living room.

By: Alex Bensky

Alex Bensky — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:00:49 +0000

Well, that’s the advantage of being a guy. It’s cute when I live in a messy apartment and anyway Ingrid the cat is alone all day and needs a variety of things tossed around to make her life interesting.

Also she’s afraid of the vacuum cleaner and it would be downright cruel to take it out and scare her.