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This story is as funny as one of Harrison’s. (This one is one of my favorites, one that caused me to almost break a rib trying not to laugh out loud at work.)

Archeologists keep coming up with more and more evidence that the Bible stories are true.

Israeli archaeologists have unearthed a seal impression belonging to a minister of the biblical King Zedekiah, which dates back 2,600 years, during an archeological dig in Jerusalem’s ancient City of David. The finding helps corroborate the story pertaining to the biblical minister’s demand to have the prophet Jeremiah killed.

The seal impression, or bulla, with the name Gedalyahu ben Pashur, who served as minister to King Zedekiah (597-586 BCE) according to the Book of Jeremiah, was found completely intact just meters away from a separate seal impression of another of Zedekia’s ministers, Yehukual ben Shelemyahu, which was unearthed three years ago.

Both ministers are mentioned in the Book of Jeremiah (Jeremiah 38 1-4) along with two other ministers when they came to King Zedekiah demanding the death of the prophet Jeremiah for preaching to the besieged city to surrender.

This is the history that the Palestinians continually deny. Funny how the evidence keeps on showing that, gee, Jews have been in Jerusalem for thousands of years.

And as a special postscript: The City of David is in the part of Jerusalem that Jordan forbade Jews from entering after the 1948 war of independence.

People love to talk about “Arab East Jerusalem.” Funny how they never mention the Jewish part of the “Arab” East Jerusalem.

Ehud Olmert insists that the Syrians want peace. Some pundits are claiming that Syria needs only to be torn from its alliance with Iran, given back the Golan Heights, and allowed to continue its domination of Lebanon, and there will be peace between Syria and Israel. But if that’s all it takes, land for peace, well, someone isn’t getting the memo.

Or how do you explain these words by the dictator of Syria?

“The Zionist regime is not strong and the states can obtain their rights through resistance and determination,” he added.

During the meeting Assad stressed that the ongoing indirect talks between Israel and Syria under Turkish mediation would not affect Damascus’ ties to Iran. “Syria is working to embolden its relations with Tehran and is determined to maintain its cooperation and coordination with Iran.”

“Resistance,” of course, is the code-word among Arab regimes for war. And Ehud Olmert’s lack of leadership is what has caused Israel’s enemies to say things like this:

“The liberation of all occupied lands, the return of the Palestinian (refugees), the establishment of a Palestinian state and the collapse of the Zionist regime are not considered by the region’s nations to be goals that are unattainable,” the Iranian president said.

Hamas leaders believe this. Hezbullah leaders believe this. Israel’s deterrence was pretty much destroyed in the 2006 failed Lebanon war. Meantime, Hezbullah is now part of the Lebanese government, and it worked quickly to draft new rules allowing it both to retain its weapons and use the government of Lebanon to legitimize its fight against Israel. Hezbullah’s aims are being codified:

“Lebanon, its army, its people and its resistance [Hezbollah] have the right to take action to liberate lands that have remained occupied at the Shaba Farms, the hills of Shuba village and the northern portion of the village of Ghajar, with all legitimate means possible, and to resist Israeli aggression.”

The Shaba farms were never part of Lebanon. They were part of Syria, but Hezbullah uses this excuse to keep its “resistance” against Israel going. And note that now they’re expanding their territorial claims, so that even if Israel gives Lebanon the Shaba farms, Hezbullah will have another reason to continue fighting. And if Israel cedes that land to Lebanon, Hezbullah will come up with another reason. It isn’t small pieces of territory that is the Muslim grievance against Israel. It is her very existence. When Hamas calls “Palestine” an Islamic Waqf, every Muslim in the world nods his head in agreement, whether they are gun-carrying terrorists of Hamas or educated men discussing the Israel situation on Al Jazeera. It isn’t a matter of ceding territory. There will never be peace as long as Muslims think that Jews do not belong in their historic homeland—and as long as the world insists on calling Israelis “settlers” or “colonials.” I am once again struck by the absolute adherence to The Exception Clause that is so evident in the world: Everyone has the right to return to the lands of their origin—except for Jews.

And this mindset is what allows the very president of Lebanon to call war with Israel “legitimate:”

Suleiman announced Friday, during an address for Army Day, that “the countdown for the restoration of the Shaba farms and the hills of Shuba village has begun … all means are possible and legitimate to this end.”

The drumbeats of war are getting louder. I don’t believe the stories about peace with Syria. Bashar Assad has too much to gain from staying in Iran’s axis. And while it would be extremely valuable to remove the Syrian threat, I don’t think it will be gone. I think that Syria’s army will simply bombard Israel from the Heights again, while Hezbullah and Hamas attack from two sides.

I certainly hope Israel chooses a better leader, and does it soon. She needs one.

Last week a number of bloggers noted that AP had a picture of girls at a summer camp in Gaza. Cute. They were holding a missile aloft. Not so cute.

Backspin wonders how many papers carried the picture.

Mere Rhetoric comments:

The neat thing about these summer camps is that they don’t just brainwash Palestinian kids into really, really hating Jews. They brainwash Palesitnian kids into really, really hating Jews and they show them how they can do something about it.

Seraphic Secret worries:

I am sane enough to be worried about a political mind-set that is determined to appease a culture of Islamo Nazis.

The Muqata rounds up the varied options available to the children of Gaza.

While Fatah may not be running any camps in Gaza, they apparently are running at least one near Hebron. Given that Fatah’s a moderate organization they chose to name the camp after - a terrorist, Dalal Mughrabi.

Elder of Ziyon writes further:

The Palestinian Authority has also named two summer camps after Ayyat al-Akhras, a 17-year old who exploded herself in a Jerusalem supermarket. They’ve also named one after Wafa Idris, another female terrorist who murdered and injured many.

In addition, a camp was named for Jihad Al-Amarin, the founder of the suicide terror division of the Al-Aksa Martyrs’ Brigades.

You can tell a lot about a people by looking at their heroes.

Of course such summer camps are nothing new.

Last summer Ali Waked of Ynet reported:

At the Fatah summer camps the kids eat cold cuts but at Hamas’ camps they get kebabs (ground-meat skewers) and falafel. Tens of thousands of children spend the summer in the Hamas-sponsored camps in the Strip. After the classes about the Prophet and Islam, they visit the beach and the zoo. Weapon courses? Forget about it

However Khaled Abu Toameh of the Jerusalem Post cast doubt on the claim that there was no weapon training.

Some Palestinian parents in the Gaza Strip are up in arms over Hamas summer camps which are being used to train children on the use of weapons and other military equipment.

The families on Tuesday also accused Hamas of inciting their children against Israel and Fatah. Some of the families decided to pull their children out of the camps after discovering the goals of the camp. Most of the children who are participating in the current Hamas summer camps are between the ages of eight and 17.

In the past, Fatah also used summer camps for teaching schoolchildren how to use weapons and for inciting against Israel and the US.

The Fatah-affiliated Palestine Press Agency reported that the Hamas camps had been established in closed areas in various parts of the Gaza Strip so that the families would not see what’s happening inside them.

In 2005, SF Gate reported:

“In this camp we learn the important things of life — good behavior, respect,” said Osama, who was spending the summer at a Hamas-run camp on the beach outside Gaza City.

They also learn how to sing “intifada songs,” including one urging them to “kill Zionists wherever they are, in the name of God.”

Charming.

In August 2000, John Burns of the NY Times reported:

It is summer camp time for 25,000 Palestinian teenagers, and strikingly unusual camps they are, too. As run by the men who handle psychological warfare for Yasir Arafat, the Palestinian leader, they allow no horsing around in the dorm, no fun-in-the-sun by a cool clear lake, no rousing sing-alongs beside a roaring campfire.

Instead, there is the chance to stage a mock kidnapping of an Israeli leader by masked Palestinian commandos, ending with the Israeli’s bodyguards sprawled dead on the ground. Next, there is the mock attack on an Israeli military post, ending with a sentry being grabbed by the neck and fatally stabbed. Finally, there is the opportunity to excel in stripping and reassembling a real Kalashnikov rifle.

In the summer of the latest Camp David talks, a summer that was supposed to produce a final peace settlement between Israel and its Palestinian adversaries, the Palestinians’ idea of a teenage boys’ camp is a reminder of how deep old enmities run. At 90 two- and three-week camps on the West Bank and in the Gaza Strip, youths from towns and villages already ceded to Israel by Mr. Arafat’s Palestinian Authority are learning the arts of kidnapping, ambushing and using assault weapons.

It’s good of him to acknowledge that this kind of camp “…is a reminder of how deep old enmities run,” but which way do those enmities run. The previous month Yasser Arafat and co. had been vacationing in Camp David purportedly to reach a peace agreement with Israel’s government then headed by PM Ehud Barak. And that whole time, someone who apparently reported directly to Arafat was running these camps.

Oh, and two months later there was a “spontaneous” outbreak of violence against Israel that quickly escalated in which many “youths” were killed. If I didn’t know better I’d conclude that the summer camps were the training grounds for the many underage troops who would soon confront Israeli soldiers and that the so-called “Aqsa intifada” was orchestrated. But of course Arafat was a man of peace, eager to put his terrorist past behind him and create a state dedicated to living peacefully side by side with Israel.

Not surprisingly the Israeli government - in 2003 - charged that the indoctrination and military training that goes on in Palestinian summer camps was part of an organized effort by the Palestinian Authority to radicalize the youth.

Not only does the Palestinian media incite and influence the children and teenagers, but the education system and summer camps “brainwash” the adolescents. The adolescents are inculcated with Islamic precepts that call for and encourage Jihad against Israel. At the beginning of July the Islamic Foundation in Gaza organized summer camps called the “Al-Aqsa Martyrs summer camp”. These camps continued until the end of July. On July 2, the “Al-Quds” newspaper quoted Sheikh Dr. Ahmed Baher, the chairman of the Islamic Foundation, as saying that the foundation attempted to keep the summer camps going despite the ongoing conflict, because they deeply believe in the values the summer camps are instilling in the children.

In addition, Dr. Baher stated that there is a constant stream of children who want to participate in the Hamas summer camps, where the children receive uniforms, shoes, exercise books and attention from the camp organizers. According to him, non-religious children join the summer camps due to the vast number of attractions that the organization offers. In addition, they teach the children the history of Islam, with pictures of the “martyrs” displayed everywhere, and in this way “instill the seeds of hate against Israel.”

Similar summer camps are being conducted by the Palestinian Authority Ministry for Youth and Sport, designed to incite the children, recruit them against Israel and train them in the use of weapons for future terrorist attacks against Israel.

(via Middle East Forum)

That Hamas is running summer camps instilling a hatred of Israel in children this year is no surprise. (Except if one believes that Hamas is suffering excessively from the Israeli blockade.) This has been going on for a long time.

The politicians, diplomats, academics and journalists can claim that the fundamental problem in the Middle East that is the construction of Israeli housing in disputed areas. But as long as Palestinian society is devoted to the destruction of Israel the conditions for peace will never exist. These camps are not isolated pockets of intolerance but the foreseeable products of a culture of hatred.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

It looks like simply killing off one another is not enough anymore for Hamas and Fatah:

The internecine fight between Hamas and Fatah has gotten ugly - at least for Palestinians who favor men with mustaches. Hamas has resumed its policy of shaving the mustaches of rival Fatah members to humiliate them as a form of punishment…

The next step in the escalation is already looming ahead: according to our sources, a large shipment of Braun Silk-épil EverSoft Solo 2170 Epilator is on its way to Ramallah. Very soon members of Hamas will be easy identified (see the before/after image below):

I shudder at the thought of the future Hamas’ retaliation to this atrocity. Enforced self-mutilation of the type shown below cannot be rejected as a possibility.

And then…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.