Comments on: Make us laugh http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900 Cutting straight to the point Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:14:34 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Bert http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29460 Bert Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:55:16 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29460 Q: Why should you never enter the jungle between 2 and 3 pm ?. A: Because the elephants are jumping. Q: Why are pygmies so short ?. A: They enter the jungle between 2 and 3 pm. Q: What is between the toes of fast running elephants ?. A: Slow running natives. Q: Why should you never enter the jungle between 2 and 3 pm ?.
A: Because the elephants are jumping.

Q: Why are pygmies so short ?.
A: They enter the jungle between 2 and 3 pm.

Q: What is between the toes of fast running elephants ?.
A: Slow running natives.

]]> By: Russ http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29400 Russ Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:52:02 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29400 Huh - I didn't see these in the previous comments: Q: How do you fit six elephants in a Volkswagen? A: Three in the front, three in the back ----- Q: How do you kill a blue elephant? A: With a blue elephant gun Q: How do you kill a red elephant A: There's no such thing as a red elephant gun, so... Make the elephant hold his breath until he's blue, then shoot him with the blue elephant gun. ----- ... not purely an elephant joke, but... Q: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: Open the door, put in the giraffe, close the door Q: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? A: Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door Q: The Lion King was having an animal conference. All the animals attended except one. Which one? A: The elephant - he's in the refrigerator Q: You have to ford a stream which is known to be inhabited by crocodiles. How can you cross safely? A: Just wade the stream. The crocodiles are at the animal conference. Huh – I didn’t see these in the previous comments:

Q: How do you fit six elephants in a Volkswagen?
A: Three in the front, three in the back
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Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun

Q: How do you kill a red elephant
A: There’s no such thing as a red elephant gun, so…
Make the elephant hold his breath until he’s blue, then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

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… not purely an elephant joke, but…

Q: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: Open the door, put in the giraffe, close the door

Q: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
A: Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door

Q: The Lion King was having an animal conference. All the animals attended except one. Which one?
A: The elephant – he’s in the refrigerator

Q: You have to ford a stream which is known to be inhabited by crocodiles. How can you cross safely?
A: Just wade the stream. The crocodiles are at the animal conference.

]]> By: Elisson http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29399 Elisson Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:09:34 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29399 Q: What's red and white on the outside, grey and white on the inside? A: A can of Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup. Q: What’s red and white on the outside, grey and white on the inside?

A: A can of Campbell’s Cream of Elephant Soup.

]]> By: Soccerdad http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29381 Soccerdad Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:22:47 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29381 Actually they paint their toenails all different colors to hide in M & M bags. Actually they paint their toenails all different colors to hide in M & M bags.

]]> By: Hugh http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29378 Hugh Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:48:16 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29378 No, they don't paint their toenails red to hide in strawberry patches. They do it to hide in cherry trees. No, they don’t paint their toenails red to hide in strawberry patches. They do it to hide in cherry trees.

]]> By: Schvach http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29377 Schvach Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:31:39 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29377 Grey and lumpy? Hey you - some of my best friends are elephants! Grey and lumpy? Hey you – some of my best friends are elephants!

]]> By: Soccerdad http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29376 Soccerdad Sun, 28 Oct 2007 15:34:27 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29376 What's Grey and lumpy? Cream of Elephant Soup. What’s Grey and lumpy?

Cream of Elephant Soup.

]]> By: Rahel http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29375 Rahel Sun, 28 Oct 2007 14:55:13 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29375 Q. What's gray and smiling ecstatically? A. An elephant rubbing Gracie's tummy. Q. What’s gray and smiling ecstatically?

A. An elephant rubbing Gracie’s tummy.

]]> By: Rahel http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29373 Rahel Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:48:43 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29373 Q. What's gray with orange on top? A. An elephant giving Tig a ride. Q. What’s gray with orange on top?

A. An elephant giving Tig a ride.

]]> By: Bob http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900/comment-page-1#comment-29372 Bob Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:57:45 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/10/27/3900#comment-29372 Laura SF, you may remember that there's a duck joke that shoul prefix that flat-footed-elephant joke. It goes: Q. Why do ducks have flat feet? A. From stomping out forest fires. And then comes: Q. Why do elephants habe flat feet? A. "From stomping out flaming ducks. Laura SF, you may remember that there’s a duck joke that shoul prefix that flat-footed-elephant joke.
It goes:
Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?
A. From stomping out forest fires.

And then comes:
Q. Why do elephants habe flat feet?

A. “From stomping out flaming ducks.

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