I love elephant jokes, as I’ve said before.
Anyone have any new ones? Or at least, ones that haven’t been posted in the comments here before?
10/27/2007
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I love elephant jokes, as I’ve said before.
Anyone have any new ones? Or at least, ones that haven’t been posted in the comments here before?
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Q. Where does a 15,000 pound bull elephant sit?
A. Anywhere it wants to.
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Q. Why did the elephant wear blue sneakers?
A. Because its red ones were in the wash.
(This segues into one you already have, sort of – “Why did the elephant wear red sneakers? To hide in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No. See how good it works!”)
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Q. How do you know there’s an elephant in the refrigerator?
A. The door won’t close.
(Again – you have a variation of the followup – “How do you know when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter.”)
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My personal favorite is still the one about “Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.”
Comment by Laura SF — 10/28/2007 @ 12:35 am
No, no, no – they don’t wear red sneakers to hide in strawberry patches.
To hide in strawberry patches, they wear red nail polish.
Comment by Ben-David — 10/28/2007 @ 7:14 am
Laura SF, you may remember that there’s a duck joke that shoul prefix that flat-footed-elephant joke.
It goes:
Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?
A. From stomping out forest fires.
And then comes:
Q. Why do elephants habe flat feet?
A. “From stomping out flaming ducks.
Comment by Bob — 10/28/2007 @ 7:57 am
Q. What’s gray with orange on top?
A. An elephant giving Tig a ride.
Comment by Rahel — 10/28/2007 @ 8:48 am
Q. What’s gray and smiling ecstatically?
A. An elephant rubbing Gracie’s tummy.
Comment by Rahel — 10/28/2007 @ 10:55 am
What’s Grey and lumpy?
Cream of Elephant Soup.
Comment by Soccerdad — 10/28/2007 @ 11:34 am
Grey and lumpy? Hey you – some of my best friends are elephants!
Comment by Schvach — 10/28/2007 @ 2:31 pm
No, they don’t paint their toenails red to hide in strawberry patches. They do it to hide in cherry trees.
Comment by Hugh — 10/28/2007 @ 4:48 pm
Actually they paint their toenails all different colors to hide in M & M bags.
Comment by Soccerdad — 10/28/2007 @ 8:22 pm
Q: What’s red and white on the outside, grey and white on the inside?
A: A can of Campbell’s Cream of Elephant Soup.
Comment by Elisson — 10/29/2007 @ 11:09 pm
Huh – I didn’t see these in the previous comments:
Q: How do you fit six elephants in a Volkswagen?
A: Three in the front, three in the back
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Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun
Q: How do you kill a red elephant
A: There’s no such thing as a red elephant gun, so…
Make the elephant hold his breath until he’s blue, then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
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… not purely an elephant joke, but…
Q: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: Open the door, put in the giraffe, close the door
Q: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
A: Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door
Q: The Lion King was having an animal conference. All the animals attended except one. Which one?
A: The elephant – he’s in the refrigerator
Q: You have to ford a stream which is known to be inhabited by crocodiles. How can you cross safely?
A: Just wade the stream. The crocodiles are at the animal conference.
Comment by Russ — 10/29/2007 @ 11:52 pm
Q: Why should you never enter the jungle between 2 and 3 pm ?.
A: Because the elephants are jumping.
Q: Why are pygmies so short ?.
A: They enter the jungle between 2 and 3 pm.
Q: What is between the toes of fast running elephants ?.
A: Slow running natives.
Comment by Bert — 11/01/2007 @ 4:55 pm