Che Guevara: Not a Jew
This rumor went flying around the Internet months ago, and I gave it short shrift, because it sounded like a load of crap to me. Turns out that’s exactly what it is, and Snoopy’s got the scoop.
The Jew-haters in the world will do anything to defame us. It’s bad enough we have to claim Noam Chomsky and Norm Finkelstein. Don’t throw the rest of the left’s garbage our way, please.
Hearts all over the leftosphere that were breaking, however, over the possibility that Che was a [gasp!] Jew can now rest easy. He was not.

August 29th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
I heard that one too (gasp!) thanks for the update.
August 29th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
What a relief. Bad enough that the arrogant, deracinated fool Trotsky was Jewish, but to have this psychopathic murderer as part of the tribe would be too much.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:17 am
I heard it too Meryl. Thank you for the heads up !
August 30th, 2007 at 8:17 am
I thought that the whole thing was a spoof. It would be like taking an article in the Onion seriously.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:54 am
Funny how quickly it was dismissed as “Zionist propaganda” by the leftist press… they seem to think the Jewish people don’t deserve to have Che on their ancestry…. Morons.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Some of you may not have noticed, the the left wing loonies (But I repeat myself…) have started attacking Einstein because of his involvement with the development of atomic weapons.
Robert
August 31st, 2007 at 1:09 am
Einstein himslef did not do much work to develop nuclear weapons, just sort of encouraged the US government to do so. I’m more surprised they haven’t taken him to task for his support of Zionism.
Curiously enough both the Nazis and the Communists were hostile to Einstein’s theories, and scientists in both Germany and Russia had to spend time convincing morons that “Jewish Physics” or “The Triumph of Mechanism” (capitalist physics) were nothing of the kind and were necessary if nuclear bombs were going to be produced. I wonder if Iranian physicists have to explain to Ayatollahs that E really does equal M times Csquared, even if the Qur’an does not say so.